Your Favorite quotes from this forum.

[Metal Overload]

I`ve read lots of funny lines as well some serious/informative/helpful ones here, some of you have great ones on your signatures, but there´s also some pure gold stuff around i`ve found searching old threads. dont know if this is a good idea but here`s one of my favorites, from Nitronium Blood, i dont remember who asked him:

"Are you on weed??"
"No, But i wish i was on pizza"

 

[Mago]

Felix: "holy fucking schnitzel"

 

[Wolfeman]

¯\(°_o)/¯ How Do Drums?

 

[Skinny Viking]

whatever is in my sig

 

[muckypup1]

This would probably have to be my favourite -

When you leave the toilet do you: Fap, jizz into toilet, have a cig and leave the shit cause I'm the only one here. Besides my dogs love to drink that shit.

Tis why its in my sig haha

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

Felix talking about "behind-forest residents" (backwoods people) was pretty great - and of course, anything by Sloan

 

[Ashgarth]

The one in my sig made me laugh a lot.

And this one by Ermz: I did some effect shit on one of them in the middle, made it my favourite part of the album, its so awesome... you better love it ...or I'll come for you... and fuck up your album's automation while you sleep

 

[John_C]

"He mix drums and doesn't afraid of anything" amongst many others i can't think of right now

 

[guitarguru777]

Everytime I see this it kills me.... So fucking creative!

 

[Russtopher]

"You are the suck"

and

just about any name from Sloan's list o'names that often gets re-quoted. I've used many of those names from time to time for one reason or another

 

[Brady k]

"You are the suck"

HAHA I remember that thread, , soo funny !!

 

[Harry Hughes]

"You are the suck"

and

just about any name from Sloan's list o'names that often gets re-quoted. I've used many of those names from time to time for one reason or another

Holy shit, RonaldPassion (that was his name, right?)
That guy was epic

 

[Ashgarth]

hahahahahaha

"You are suck" was really funny, I think Danlights used it as a sig haha

 

[arv_foh]

"Do you have any killer trumpet sounds for Ampeg SVX"

I have no idea who said this but I laughed for a long time about it.

"It seems to be an avenue towards that perfect vocal pop/rnb sound where all the harmonies sound like one stacked autotune sandwich of shit" -ermz, I think he was talking about vocalign

 

[StoneLord]

"As promsed, Ball clap samples"

 

[P-E]

This thread rules.

I dig some Gareth moments, sigged them.

What amazed me the most though was that bed absorbs everything thing - it was serious.

 

[metalfanat1c]

Everytime I see this it kills me.... So fucking creative!

Training Day FTW!

 

[Metal Overload]

Other one i use very often:
"Hearing Crowbar is like swimming in a mashed potatos pool".

 

[Harry Hughes]

Ohh man, just found that thread by ronaldpassion (the "you are suck!" guy)

Here's some golden quotes from him from that thread :

"FOR RIGHT NOW IT WOULD BE MY LAST VST.
I CAN UNDERSTAND SOME PEOPLE CANT AFFORD GOOD GUITAR SYSTEM FOR THEIR RECORDING.
I EVER AT THAT SITUATION BUT AT THE SAME TIME IF YOU ARE NOT ROBOT a.k.a HUMAN.
VERY PLEASE GIVE AN INPUT, COMMENT, WELL CRITIC or SOME GREAT SAMPLES.
YOU KNOW, LETS MAKE GREAT CONVERSATION/HEALTH DISCUSSION TO IMPROVE THIS.
PLEASE DONT JUST SAID "THANKS RONALD, EXCUSE ME TO DOWNLOAD" AND DONE."

"Just n0w i heard them with my m0nitor studio, THATS FAT AND FULL!"

"THANX FOR "ASSIGN" ASS HOLE TEAM."

"I AM DEFINITELY QUIT"

"lets earthquake eat you inside,ASSIGN"

"I just keep try and error thousand time."

"Metallica, it is pure MESA BOOGIE."
For some reason the "pure MESA BOOGIE" bit cracks me up.

1 solo dev with few buck, got hack 2. Unbelieveable!
U may buy cigar and coffee everyday, but use pirate $25 software.
LoL"

That one probably cracks me up the most. I almost cried when I was laughing when I read the "U may buy cigar and coffee everyday, but use pirate $25 software" line again for the first time since June

"D0nt use n0ise, use s0me functi0n n0t working if for c0mmercial"

Love the use of 0 instead of O haha.

I feel kinda bad for the guy because he obviously doesn't speak and write in English as his first language, but I honestly can't help but just totally lol at some of the stuff he said and the way he said it.

 

[JeffTD]

This:

DUDE.
IF YOUR FEELIN' DOWN AND OUT - CRANK UP THE FUCKING RIFFZ.

FUCK THE NEIGHBORS. FUCK THE PARENTS/ROOMATES. FUCK THE WORLD.

1. CHUG AT LEAST A 2-LITER OF MOUNTAIN DEW.
2. MAX VOLUME THAT SHIT & JAM ALONG AND SEND THAT DEPRESSIVE BULLSHIT TO HELL'S ASSHOLE.
3. PARTY.