I was about 8 when my older sister made me a mixed drink with vodka from my parents bar. I was sick with the flu or something at the time and the drink knocked me right out. It could have been the codeine in the cough medicine but who knows. I've been a drunk ever since. Ode d'alcohol. 
, maybe that cuppa made all alco taste shit from there on since you've been so responsable eversince haha
