I'm going to make this easier on myself by using the same form as Needled did. That way I don't have to sit here and decide who is better than who, blah blah blah. Then I'll be thinking about it after I post and then come to the conclusion that I should have added this rather than that and then I'd have to edit my post everytime. Then I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about it until I know it is right.
Anyways:
Metallica (Before the Black Album) - Metal
Iron Maiden - Rock
Pantera - Harcore
*See my post in the 101 Rules for Black Metal thread* - Black Metal
I don't think I listen to Death Metal...... - Death Metal
Motley Crue - Glam Metal
I don't think I listen to Gore Metal - Gore Metal
Slayer - Thrash
Again, I don't think I listen to this type of Metal - Doom Metal
This I don't know what could be classified as - Keyboard Metal
Same as above - Indie
Gothic Metal is gay! - Gothic Metal
Punk sucks - Punk
Hmmmmm....... - Grindcore
Nine Inch Nails (Early stuff, Downward Spiral and older) - Industrial
Megadeth - Speed Metal
Sepultura - Tribal Metal
A bunch of noise? Sounds gay....... - Wall of Noise
Dream Theater/Liquid Tension Experiment - Progressive Metal
Children of Bodom - Extreme Metal
Death (If you can't classify Death as Power Metal, then I would have to choose In Flames) - Power Metal
NP: Opeth - Master's Apprentices