15 Points Of Adivce- Something for Us Girls

[Spike]

Halfie: I'll see your 15 points and raise you an.... ahhh fuck it.*

*My poota is shitting itself, some hardware problem which is corrupting the OS with all the crashes to a point where I can't even load a pic from my explorer to my webspace. You'll just have to wait.

 

[-Rivfader-]

That was so obviously written by a lesbian

 

[DaRkLady]

That was meant to be funny, not serious of course ....so chillax ppls

...here´s one about girls


What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58,68, and 78 ?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take
her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
At 78 - What story???? What bed??? Who are you???

 

[Heavenscent]

I thought that story was very nice....now will you take me to bed?

 

[EagleFlyFree]

What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58,68, and 78 ?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take
her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
At 78 - What story???? What bed??? Who are you???

haha winner! *clap clap clap*

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Yep, women can be much, much worse than that...

I think both genders "suck" equaly.

and that's why i like killin

still, some parts are funny

and let me finish this post before i do a joke about genders with the word "suck"

 

[Abrasive-X]

tut likes it when the other gender sucks :O

 

[Fenrir13]

Yes, we all saw that coming.

And both lists are funny. Let's face it, each gender has their own amusing quirks.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

I think both genders "suck" equaly.

this just in, cars suck too!!

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

Behold, I'm not using my kitchen-picture either

it must've taken a lot of self-control not to put that one up, lol

 

[Abrasive-X]

haha jesus eff :O you could have spared us the pic!

 

[drakkar_anni]

Bleh. Those lists are always started by either men whose gf/ wife just left them for a girl with bigger balls than him or by girls who are pissed off that their male has replaced them with a hotter chick/ less hairy man.

... I swear, I have a sense of humour. Just... the lists get boring after receiving them as chain e-mails about 50 times.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Bleh. Those lists are always started by either men whose gf/ wife just left them for a girl with bigger balls than him or by girls who are pissed off that their male has replaced them with a hotter chick/ less hairy man.

... I swear, I have a sense of humour. Just... the lists get boring after receiving them as chain e-mails about 50 times.

That's why you shouldn't read chain-mails

 

[drakkar_anni]

Urgh. ::vomits at the man who appears to have mugged Christina Ag...thingy and stolen her clothes.:: I didn't see that picture before.

And what's wrong with reading chain mails? They're always so witty... ::coughs::

 

[M.]

i find it very depressing that people think sexism is funny

 

[Spike]

About time I got this thing bloody working.

Here ya go miss pint:

 

[EagleFlyFree]

common ore XD hahhaha bravo!

 

[Abrasive-X]

"The most powerful money reducing agent known to man"
that has to be my favorite (because it's damn true haha)

 

[M.]

you are all morons kthx

 

[drakkar_anni]

Wow. The physical properties of us girls are pretty dam kvlt.

I know I shouldn't laugh at that, but I did. ::waits for a spikey haired bulldyke to come and beat me up.::