A Weird thing just happened.

[Caillac]

I wouldn't open the window if there was a beautiful naked girl outside.

why not?

 

[TB666]

why not?

1. She is naked, why the hell is she naked ??
2. Why is she outside my window ??
My guess is that I would probably freak out and call the cops on her.

 

[Caillac]

1. She is naked, why the hell is she naked ??
2. Why is she outside my window ??
My guess is that I would probably freak out and call the cops on her.

good point You're thinking too much

 

[TB666]

good point You're thinking too much

First time someone have ever said that to me

 

[Sonic Violence]

Someone who use to wander around in my nearest high street claimed that he was Jesus.

 

[Jaso]

And what can we learn from that story: 1. never open the window when someone stands outside (except you are a guy and the person outside is a beautiful naked girl .. but I'm pretty sure such things never happen ) 2. your music was not loud enough ..

I learnt my lesson: Metal should be played at max!!

 

[TB666]

I still think you should be worrying about what the hell the man was doing by your window.

 

[Voice of God]

" You are the son of satan and you should stop listening to that music and pray to god to save your soul!"

Now what do u reply to that:

The correct reply would be: "I know... but I won't" *evil grin*

 

[stormy]

I mean come on.. where does he get the right to complain about what i listen to. If he comes by im gonna play Deicides Suicidal Sacrifice even louder. LOL

This has been a weird day today. Maybe i just should go to sleep.

uke: eeh i hate when ppl think that they have any kind of right to say this kind of shit (and not just about music) why the hell do they think it is any of there busnies and that you might actually take his advise. and its a good idea i would turn it as loud as posibel if he actually shows up to fuck with you again.

 

[Theredintheskyisours]

I can already geuss that this old guy has led a very conservative, Christian extremist life (it's totally obvious). If you remember what this asshole looks like, next here's what you should do.

Say: "If Jesus Christ was here right now, I would fuck him in the ass and kill him." That might totally weird the guy out and it will definetly offend him.
When he walks away, yell out the window "you fucking moron".

 

[Sonnenritter]

I still think you should be worrying about what the hell the man was doing by your window.

Agreed.

If it ever happens again, turn it up louder. It's amazing how many problems turning music up will solve.

 

[FailingAcension]

including but not limited to : AIDS and some forms of cancer

 

[FallenTears]

I can already geuss that this old guy has led a very conservative, Christian extremist life (it's totally obvious). If you remember what this asshole looks like, next here's what you should do.

Say: "If Jesus Christ was here right now, I would fuck him in the ass and kill him." That might totally weird the guy out and it will definetly offend him.
When he walks away, yell out the window "you fucking moron".

That would be the most funnyest thing too see

 

[xenophobe]

I'd open the window, blow a bong hit in his face, and tell him that if he doesn't shut up I'll call the police and have his ass arrested for trespassing after beating the living crap out of him.

Either that or ask for a hug.

 

[ante]

1. She is naked, why the hell is she naked ??
2. Why is she outside my window ??
My guess is that I would probably freak out and call the cops on her.

why does that matter??

 

[DE]

This thread is fucking gay.