It is impossible to call Shakespeare objectively "a better fucking writer" than Michael Crichton in any real sense.
Necratul, let me first say that I enjoy your arguments and respect your opinion, and I don't want you to view this as an attack in any way
That said, I think you're wrong. "Art" means a lot of things to a lot of people, but many of the posters here have begun using "subjective" as a byword to get them out of tough spots. Here's a few quick things I'd like to point out:
1. "Better" does not mean "X likes them more." I'm not trying to say you have to like Shakespeare more than Crichton,
that's what the oft-abused phrase "entitled to your own opinion" means. What better means is
greater in excellence or higher in quality or
more highly skilled or adept. Sounds qualitative (note the word "quality"), but we can measure both those things, we just have to agree on a criteria. Which brings me to point 2.
2. Unless we adopt a totally arbitrary definition, I can objectively demonstrate that Shakespeare is the better author. According to
any reasonable criteria, he is
quantitatively a better writer. Here's some suggestions- enduring value? If you look at the readership he's maintained over the centuries, it's clear time is on his side. If the trends continue, millions of people are still going to be reading Shakespeare hundreds of years from now, but they will not be reading Crichton. Contributions to the English language? Shakespeare coined hundreds of phrases that are integral parts of English today. Crichton, to the best of my knowledge, has coined none. Vocabulary? No contest. Influence? Harder to measure, but once you agree on a criteria it will inevitably come down on Shakespeare's side (elements of his works are present in far more books, movies, etc than elements of Crichton's). You come up with a measurable criteria that we can agree upon and the Bard comes out on top.
3. In the grand scheme of things, people's opinions are not equal. Being able to present a valid argument for something requires a degree of education in the subject. No literary expert, writer, or critic, not even Crichton himself, would ever claim that Mike can be placed above Shakespeare. Or, on a more personal level, compare my opinion to trendkill's: I'll bet you'll find I'm more qualified. I don't know how you'd go about deciding that (Formal education, maybe? I have solid 800s in writing and critical reading on the SATs and another 800 on the SAT-II Lit test. Informal criteria, like number of books read, number of works published, or something?)
Basically, to quote some random internet guy, "if you refer to something as objectively better, you have to be able to identify objective standards by which the conclusion is reached. For a standard to be objective, many people would have to be able to apply it and reach the same conclusion."
Also, seriously, everybody needs to go read
Macbeth, it may remove your will to fight.