And the nominees are..

[False Joe]

Cookie beat me off in my own state, wtf.

That's how I read it.

And congrats Zeph.
Yet another chance to go mad with power.

 

[Zephyrus]

I can have both my harem and my tropical island gulag.

 

[False Joe]

Woot woot.
One of Zeph.
Two positions of power.
I call that oatmeal o' clock.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I figured Zeph would win, despite my smear campaign. Congrats broseph, I know you'll make a good mod.

Thanks to all those that supported me in my brief campaign. If I had to pinpoint the reasons for defeat, I would say that my core demographics of sideburned australians and philadelphian comedians just aren't well represented enough on this forum. There's always next election.

Cookie for mod will never die!

Don't give up the fight!

 

[supseudonymous]

Ozz and GR are both disqualified. Drunken posting is a terrible scandal and conduct unbecoming of a moderator. I'm calling the tabloids.

 

[The Ozzman]

Pfft, it is excellent conduct wtf

 

[supseudonymous]

Pfft, it is excellent conduct wtf

Back to your quarters senator. You'll receive a phone call when the council has decided your fate. Thank the stars if this rash behavior does not shatter your political career.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Mike HUSSEIN Oswald.

 

[The Ozzman]

Mike HUSSEIN Oswald.

ONOES!

Krig will have to have a say in this.

Still being drunk sucks

 

[supseudonymous]

ONOES!

Krig will have to have a say in this.

Still being drunk sucks

Are you aware of how many completely innocent posts you could have annihilated in your alcohol infused madness? In any case the council has convened and come to a decision. You may continue to run, but only under the condition that you run on the National Socialist ticket. The purpose behind this is that if you are able to convince us of truth in your ridiculous beliefs, then it is truly we who are the drunken ones, sir.

 

[mutantllama]

Where the fuck has Deron been. We need a third mod!

 

[False Joe]

This is pointless anyway.
I'm getting the mod job.
I'm here 24/7

 

[mutantllama]

Lies.

 

[cookiecutter]

Don't give up the fight!

Don't worry. If Zeph ever gets caught getting a blowjob from a noob, we can make our move.

Ozz and GR are both disqualified. Drunken posting is a terrible scandal and conduct unbecoming of a moderator. I'm calling the tabloids.

I would like to point out that I have never posted while drunk.

 

[Einherjar86]

Don't worry. If Zeph ever gets caught getting a blowjob from a noob, we can make our move.

Newspaper Headline:

SCANDAL AT UM!
Moderator Zephyrus is caught paying metal n00bs for cybersex.
Likes them to call him "Caligula" online, and tell him how they would love to eat oatmeal off his ass.

 

[The Ozzman]

Brilliant

 

[False Joe]

I would like to point out that I have never posted while drunk.

Zeph has.
But they were just as clever, if not cleveeveveveererer than his sober ones

 

[Ben_t]

This is pointless anyway.
I'm getting the mod job.
I'm here 24/7

Actually you being here 24/7 is the reason for having a third mod I believe.

 

[False Joe]

Actually you being here 24/7 is the reason for having a third mod I believe.

OSNAP

 

[no country for old wainds]

fuck zephyrous, what about david! everyone knows kiwis make good leaders