And the nominees are..

[False Joe]

They gave up on that becasue noone could befucked to read the first post and just voted for themselves

 

[Zephyrus]

You need to read the thread, JAGE.

 

[mutantllama]

Ok, but you are taking it this time.
*edit* Holy fuck.

 

[The Ozzman]

zeph voted for himself so he should be out of it ...

You need to read the thread.

.

People whined, so I decided to rescind that rule

They all should really learn to read next time though

 

[Zephyrus]

Regardless, it's rather silly that in an election a candidate cannot vote for himself.

 

[False Joe]

Ok, but you are taking it this time.
*edit* Holy fuck.

Fuck that shit.
I'm fatter than you.
You're bending over for that shizzle.

 

[The Ozzman]

It's the fucking internet

 

[mutantllama]

I would laugh if we don't get a third mod.

 

[The Ozzman]

I wouldn't

 

[False Joe]

I wouldn't care.
I never make threads anyway.
I just post in existing popular ones.

 

[Zephyrus]

I wouldn't be crestfallen if Deron denied a third moderator.

 

[mutantllama]

Fuck that shit.
I'm fatter than you.
You're bending over for that shizzle.

No, fuck you. Don't make me go necrophiliac on you.

 

[SentinelSlain]

yeah should I read the thread but from this last page it looked a bit too hardcore spammy for me. I can't be doing with it.

 

[False Joe]

No, fuck you. Don't make me go necrophiliac on you.

OH SON.
ID FUCKING AMSH U TO A FUCKING PULP AND FUCKING FREEZ UR REAMIN INTO A FUCKIBNG PUSSSY SHAPE.
U BEST NOT BE MESSING WID ME YEAH?>!?!?!

 

[mutantllama]

I would fucking stab you up the fucking ass with a fucking rapier. Then while you are screaming like a bitch, I would kick you in the back of the fucking head. You would still be screaming in pain. Soon, blood will be squirting out of your asshole. Then soon you will die from blood loss. Then I would take my cock and fucking shove it in your ass while the blood rubs all over my cock. I then cum into your ass, and it mixes with the blood. Then a spawn of Satan pops out of your ass as my child.

 

[False Joe]

a man walks into a pub smiling.
the bartender asks "while the smile"
bloke replies "i found a girl on the train tracks, like the old movies, so i untied her, took her home and we made love. her on top, me on top, everything you can think of
the bartender asks "was she pretty"
bloke says "i don't know it. it was dark. i couldnt find the head"

 

[mutantllama]

 

[Omni]

I'm glad that neither of you has any chance of becoming a moderator.

 

[mutantllama]

I love the fact that I'm not in last place and have two fucking votes.

 

[False Joe]

im upost.

ui should be in that fucking polll
everyone would vote fior me.
im fucking awesome.