Ascending to the meek.... Fuck round the liars in awe! [Opeth Mistranslations]

[One Winged Angel]

Every time there's a 'th' sound, like in the word "the", his damn swedish accent makes it sound like just a 'd' or 't'.

 

[OpethNZ]

well i dont know about anyone else but this is how i heard the moor...

The Sigh Of Plumber Upon his Return
15 Burly Men Since he was here
Bathed In their stench, blurring my eyes
Sniffing The first turd today

Crusting For What might have been ages
Still Smelly, chunky with peas
Would i prosper or fail, theyd drained their bowels
The craps from their moment, i take it theyre proud

I was born to plunge it, devoid of brains
Wearing my gas mask at birth
The hand of Todd, prepared and poised
Fold, depress and then wipe it

I was dealing with only 1-ply
A treason beknowst to the hand
Branded with shit stains, i claimed it was mud
Wiped it on my boss, that fucker

Stale lunch, residing in my anus
Cramped bum, burning my assshoollle
All the faces cringe away
As all could hear my painful cries

Outcast with darkness down below
Neared and pinching, astonished to see some corn
No mercy would help me on this day
In the searing pain, nothing is the same

Now hot flashes
I pledge myself to Satan
Release this demon
Ill explode if you dont end the game
If you'll fart off cue
Youll follow through

There is no forgiveness in these eyes
But everyone of you, just know
Expel the mist for now
Passing wind is the reason why life's fun

Pooooooo oooooo ooooooooooo Poooooo poooooooooooo oooooo Pooo oooo pooooooo ooooo ooooo

Splashing waterdrops over the seat rim
Piss stains now on my paaaants
Stained and torn, aged and brown <=== original line!
Virtuous man, with kidlike innocence

My throne smells like the miasma
Dont try pissing through the door
Piss goes here, where waters stir
Thought i had the distance, but i lost
If you'll try this pee
You'll have wetttt nike's
You know its true Mike too
This songs bout loos!

 

[FUBAR]

Deadly badgers is a classic. Somebody also mentioned before that there There is a part of 'In the mist she was standing' where it sounds like Mike is getting raped by a dog. I like rape, I like dogs and I like Opeth

 

[Arnold Layne]

My brother doesnt even like Opeth, and since i told him of the misinterpretation he walks around singing "What would they care if I was gay, no-one would know homo". And every time he sees someone gay, instead of calling them a fag he says "what would they care"

 

[Anagnorisis]

as for the retard laugh, i always though it was a beavis and but head impression...huh huh......
i just noticed that when i was at work at 5am listening to it the other day......its fucking hilarious.
Aust

 

[Sanzen]

"Melinda, reflected in shafts" comes out more like "The rimjob, reflected my shaft."



....or maybe that's just me?

 

[dorian gray]

uhm. yeah. there is only one person qualified for this topic and it's Deliverance. when the master sees fit to post something, he will. all others, stop posting right now. thanks.
ps: it would be better to resurrect the old thread. no offense oinkness, but it was incredibly funny. theres not much steam in this one.

 

[deliverance]

uhm. yeah. there is only one person qualified for this topic and it's Deliverance. when the master sees fit to post something, he will. all others, stop posting right now. thanks.
ps: it would be better to resurrect the old thread. no offense oinkness, but it was incredibly funny. theres not much steam in this one.

indeed my MA rendition was enjoyable, but i don't feel like going page by page to find the old thread, since UM is lame and disabled the search feature, fuckers.

 

[Man In Black]

Maybe its just me, but on Windowpane: "There's no response or action returned"

It sounds to me like: "slow response erection returns"

 

[BrandonS]

Heh.. funnay.

Sorry my thread wasn't as good as the old one, it's not my fault... plus I didn't even know there was an old one and I couldn't search for it.

"Croaking on meh,
crept up the camels of my brain
received no water,
thought nothing to a lifeguard"

- Deliverance

 

[Luz]

I can't no longer hear that song without laugh my fucking ass off. I think it was Cthulusomething who brought that up. I hate him, it's hilarious

My brother doesnt even like Opeth, and since i told him of the misinterpretation he walks around singing "What would they care if I was gay, no-one would know homo". And every time he sees someone gay, instead of calling them a fag he says "what would they care"

 

[Reaper of Souls]

god damn it, now im never gonna hear that part in masters apprentices the same way i always did! still sweet tho

 

[Reaper of Souls]

also, if anyone listens to blind guardian, on the cd nightfall in middle earth on the first track, and 37 seconds into it, i hear a spooge/squishy noise

 

[Luz]

You mean the one that Brian made?

god damn it, now im never gonna hear that part in masters apprentices the same way i always did! still sweet tho

 

[Arnold Layne]

Where did Dime go Luz?

I love the deadly badgers line also, now thats metal.

 

[Luz]

Mr. Dimebag Darrell Abbott will always be in my heart (and my desktop)
Thanks for asking.

\m/

 

[BrandonS]

also, if anyone listens to blind guardian, on the cd nightfall in middle earth on the first track, and 37 seconds into it, i hear a spooge/squishy noise

Heh... you're right, lol.. It sounds like a little wet fart or something.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Maybe its just me, but on Windowpane: "There's no response or action returned"

It sounds to me like: "slow response erection returns"

it's not just you, seriously, i say that out loud to myself when i hear it

 

[Julian Zembrowski]

well i dont know about anyone else but this is how i heard the moor...

The Sigh Of Plumber Upon his Return
15 Burly Men Since he was here
Bathed In their stench, blurring my eyes
Sniffing The first turd today

Crusting For What might have been ages
Still Smelly, chunky with peas
Would i prosper or fail, theyd drained their bowels
The craps from their moment, i take it theyre proud

I was born to plunge it, devoid of brains
Wearing my gas mask at birth
The hand of Todd, prepared and poised
Fold, depress and then wipe it

I was dealing with only 1-ply
A treason beknowst to the hand
Branded with shit stains, i claimed it was mud
Wiped it on my boss, that fucker

Stale lunch, residing in my anus
Cramped bum, burning my assshoollle
All the faces cringe away
As all could hear my painful cries

Outcast with darkness down below
Neared and pinching, astonished to see some corn
No mercy would help me on this day
In the searing pain, nothing is the same

Now hot flashes
I pledge myself to Satan
Release this demon
Ill explode if you dont end the game
If you'll fart off cue
Youll follow through

There is no forgiveness in these eyes
But everyone of you, just know
Expel the mist for now
Passing wind is the reason why life's fun

Pooooooo oooooo ooooooooooo Poooooo poooooooooooo oooooo Pooo oooo pooooooo ooooo ooooo

Splashing waterdrops over the seat rim
Piss stains now on my paaaants
Stained and torn, aged and brown <=== original line!
Virtuous man, with kidlike innocence

My throne smells like the miasma
Dont try pissing through the door
Piss goes here, where waters stir
Thought i had the distance, but i lost
If you'll try this pee
You'll have wetttt nike's
You know its true Mike too
This songs bout loos!

Jesus fucking christ that was good. Hahahaha.

 

[Mikael Åkerfeldt]

Hahaha! Love it!

Our sound engineer thought I said "Caught chatting to a lifeguard" instead of "From nothing to a life-code" in Deliverance. Also when we did "Harvest" Steven and Peter almost got me to change the line "Mourners lament but it's me who's the martyr" as they heard "Born of cement but it's me who's tomato" HAHAHA!!! Crazy! I got pissed off, but I could hear it myself!

Gotta work on my pronounciation eh?
Mike