Ascending to the meek.... Fuck round the liars in awe! [Opeth Mistranslations]

[Nico]

And the worst part is it has penetrated every corner of the english language, fucking government departments have taken to spelling stuff wrong on purpouse so kids will listen. Its on advertising campaigns for Mcdonalds, and condoms wtf? I thought kids were ment to be educated not vegetated.

{end rant}

We've got that problem with the black fella's (no racism intended). Instead of trying to teach them reasonable english, all advertising aimed towards them is written in half-arsed jibberish, as if it'll somehow "communicate" with them. Fucking bullshit is what it is.

 

[The Dude]

Here's the original thread:

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=137970

 

[Aaron A.]

Hahahahaha..... I wonder if mike DOES think about this stuff. I bet he does it on purpose, like the retard laugh he does on the Deliverance CD, I'm not sure which song but its like a "er-her" kind of growl and it's funny... WAIT!! LISTEN TO MASTER'S APPRENTICES AT 2:00... LOL! THATS IT!!! THE RETARD LAUGH / GROWL! Check it out!

Opeth is the best band ever..

Hahaha. That's awesome!!

Opeth owns all.

 

[Nico]

Here's the original thread:

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=137970

So deadly badgers was yours eh?

 

[The Dude]

Yes. Yes it was.

 

[Aaron A.]

Yes. Yes it was.

You're remotely appeasing to the eye.

 

[The Dude]

um...thanks.

 

[Dreadful]

So 90% of American's are really eloquent ghetto-trash then? . Just kidding guys. I hate this african-american ghetto slang that's caught on though... it's spread down here and I just want to suffocate everyone I hear using it. That or replace their vocal chords... painfully.

Bitch you be trippin'?

 

[dorian gray]

@Dude: thanks for posting the superior original thread.
*old* shit has been brought to light.

re: condom wrappers. haha! what are you guys talking about? what does it say? my favorite is the cartoonish drawings showing how to put it on.

 

[Kenneth R.]

lmao those are so great

 

[Kenneth R.]

somewhere between 1:30 and 2:00 in Funeral Portrait i swear i heard Mikael say "THE COVER SONNGGGG"

 

[deliverance]

somewhere between 1:30 and 2:00 in Funeral Portrait i swear i heard Mikael say "THE COVER SONNGGGG"

hahaha, 1:36 he totally says THE COVER SONNGGGG

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

some more:

from godhead's lament: 'searching my way to the badger ahahah...'
from harvest: 'halo of death, all i see is the badger' (pronounced as in the the www.badgerbadgerbadger.com thingie...)
from inmy tme of need:

'Close to ending it all, I am drifting through the
stages
Of the badger born within this loss
Thoughts of death inside, tear me apart from the core
of my soul'

from teh moor: 'all the feces turned away'

 

[Luz]

LMFAO, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
I love that part.

from teh moor: 'all the feces turned away'

 

[Kenneth R.]

i wonder what cover song it is.

 

[forestofmyths]

(HArvest) Into the orchard i hope peering way past the gate, wilted seemed for hours in curd and weigh. :Spin:

 

[Kenneth R.]

inside.... tits.....?

 

[chrisdoig24k]

You know... my band covers The Drapery Falls, and I sing... I've sung 'deadly badgers' live severat times

 

[billyneverdies]

3:36 in the funeral portrait. the actual lyrics are "Caked in soil beneath, fear me when we meet"

it sounds like "came with sodomy meat, hear me, gweek gweek qweeeek"

 

[BefriendedUnit]

You know... my band covers The Drapery Falls, and I sing... I've sung 'deadly badgers' live severat times

Ditto on that.