Ascending to the meek.... Fuck round the liars in awe! [Opeth Mistranslations]

[Yoda]

My brother doesnt even like Opeth, and since i told him of the misinterpretation he walks around singing "What would they care if I was gay, no-one would know homo". And every time he sees someone gay, instead of calling them a fag he says "what would they care"

I really can't see the humour in that one, never have. Cheesy and not funny.

Deadly badgers and 'Dead bird' ftw.

 

[biggsy]

haha i actually find that funny... following with the song it actually works really well the 'what would they care' call isnt so good though.

 

[KeithRT99]

deadly badgers

i noticed this a few days ago listening to it.

"deadly badgers - eating my brain"

 

[ingenkommentar]

Hey - this old thread has taken over my other one

 

[Neil-o-Mac]

deadly badgers is the best one. In fact, i think the next album should have some deadly badgers on the cover...

Here's the artwork, leaked exclusively from Mike's PC.

 

[billyneverdies]

3:36 in the funeral portrait.

real lyrics: Caked in the soil beneath / Fear me when we meet

sounds like: came in sodomy meat / hear me qweek qweek qweeeeek

 

[metal_wrath]

 

[derbeder]

why did oinkness call misheard lyrics "Opeth Mistranslations"? what does it have to do with translation?

 

[i aint play this]

because he was a retarded fat punchbag?

 

[wwallinga]

because he was a retarded fat punchbag?

was?

 

[~random~]

Not Opeth, but in Whitesnake's "Fool for Your Loving" where it says: "Don't come running to me
I know I've done all I can"

I hear: "Don't come running to me
I'm going down on Kath"

This is disturbing, because my girlfriends name is Kath.

 

[metal_wrath]

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Mr Samsara]

was?

Stop.

 

[~random~]

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH

It's my new favourite song.

 

[RollMyCoaster13]

hahah in Ghost of Perdition, when he sings "Fading resistance, draining the weakness" i always hear " fading resistance, breaking the weiners" makes me laugh every time

 

[Jedo]

"Seductive faint mist forging through the vaginal wall."