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the Wal-Mart worker siting next to me wants to talk to Tila Tiquila

he's got several floppy discs filled with pix of her
 
pffffff, you mean, people still shop at Wal Mart?

In droves! Drive by your local Wal Mart in the middle of the day and watch the real American people tug their fat asses out of their enormous pickup trucks that they just drove 90 mph in down the expressway with the giant eagle images on the back windows and vanity mirrors hanging off the doors like elephant ears and extra orange lights above the windshield and super-bright headlights used for velociraptor hunting which they like to turn on when they're riding your ass on a 30 mph-speed limit country road at night.

Cause they shop there.
 
I'm sorry Russell. I dont have a local WalMart, nor neighbors with pickup trucks.
But one time, I visited West Virginia on my way to a ski resort and I needed batteries... so I walked in a walmart...
I haven't been the same person ever since.