Best prank ever?

[Valerie]

gee are, how original
~gR~

Stop it!
~lV~

 

[genocide roach]

habit. ive been doing it for 8 years now. get over it
~gR~

 

[waif]

You joined 6 years ago. Delusional?
BTW, why don't you make it part of your sig?
~WAIF~

 

[FenriR]

he's explained that before.

~Fr~

 

[Ender Rises]

Stop signing your god damn posts. GR can do it because he's always done it, you guys are just hopping on the failwagon.

 

[Valerie]

Stop signing your god damn posts. GR can do it because he's always done it, you guys are just hopping on the failwagon.
~eR~

It's fun, amazing, otherwise a good time, and fun being redundant, overstating things, saying them more than once, or being redundant!
~lV~
~ladyValerie~

 

[Ender Rises]

Fuck you, Val. Fuck you.

I don't need to sign my posts. Headbanging bananas > tildes.

 

[waif]

Headbanging bananas are awesome, I can't deny it.
~wAIF~

 

[The Butt]

Headbanging bananas are awesome, I can't deny it.
~wAIF~

Banana Assault is awesome-er.

 

[waif]

nice

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Stop being off topic you bastards.

 

[FenriR]

yeah, cow abortion fluid can only hold our attention for so long.
~Fr~

 

[The Ozzman]

That is a good name for a goregrind band:

Cow Abortion Fluid

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

holy shit thats fucked up

 

[Valdincan]

Hardly.

If so then alot of doctors should be put away.

Yes, but this was against the girls will.

Murder may be a little strong, but the person should be charged with something.

 

[waif]

They were. Aggravated assault. Anyone else think that's a really random charge? Assault, fine, but...aggravated? How was it aggravated?

 

[skeptik]

Aggravated assault

Aggravated assault is, in some jurisdictions, a stronger form of assault, usually using a deadly weapon.[1] A person has committed an aggravated assault when that person:

* attempts to cause serious bodily injury to another person; or
* causes such injury purposely, knowingly, or recklessly in circumstances where the person has exhibited indifference to human life; or
* attempts or causes bodily injury to another person with a deadly weapon.

Aggravated assault is usually differentiated from simple assault by the offender's intent (i.e., to murder, to rape etc.), the extent of the injury to the victim, or the use of a deadly weapon, although legal definitions vary between jurisdictions. Sentences for aggravated assault are generally more severe, reflecting the greater degree of harm or malice intended by the perpetrator.

 

[waif]

oh, my bad. I always thought "aggravated" implied...aggravation? I feel kinda silly now.
Assault with a weapon would be A&B with a deadly weapon, though.