Best Quotes of the Weekend

[synflower]

"Well, shit the bed!"

"Ask me about my pickle"

and, a big thank you to Michele Luppi for teaching us "sculaccii me"

 

[JenniferLynn]

...'why do you want a picture with me?...i'm just the bass player'...(jorn's bass player, i'm sorry i can't remember his name)

Stiener rules!!!! So does Stian and Jorn (Viggo)...

 

[thedelicateflower]

Stiener rules!!!! So does Stian and Jorn (Viggo)...

...thank you ..i knew his name was something like that, just didn't want to write it wrong...

 

[eaeolian]

"I went to an Evergrey show and a wedding broke out"

"He puts the trench coat on for the SECOND half of the set? WTF?"

Both coutesy of Division members. You guess which ones.

 

[Bryan316]

"King Diamond won't accept me on Myspace!" - Chris from Zero Hour


Early in the day, um, Friday?... Claus from Intromental was falling into our elevator, and he leaned heavily against the wall inside. One of us mentioned, "Rough night?" he answered, "We came back from Cheetah's." Later that day, we saw him happy, smiling, talking up a storm! We asked how he felt, and he replied, "I'm great now! I'm drunk again!" We learned our lesson. If you feel rough at Prog Power, just get drunk again.

"Aww man, this food is BRUTAL." - all of us, imitating Metalocalypse at The Cheesecake Factory, cuz it was too damn good, and none of us could walk back to the car! Best meal ever.

"This one's for you, Cheese Dick" - Tom Englund to Glenn.

"You can go to our online store and order the official Mattias IA Eklundh Ass Dildo! You can have my name going in and out of your ass! Mattias IA Eklundh, Eklundh IA Mattias, Mattias IA Eklundh!"



Hopefully I can remember more.. cuz this week was FULL of great moments.

 

[Bryan316]

OH! OH!

Mike! Tell em how you introduced your wife to my brother!!!

 

[BABS]

"Sweet Mills"

"Are those real?" to which I replied "Unfortunately so and I wish they were smaller"

Oh and this one from Ralph when I was at Vinyls (for those who know Ralph tell me this is tame for him):

"Lick my b@lls, since you are already down there."

"The most blessed event happened, J-Dub gave me a partial hug, I think he's finally warming up to me"

 

[truemindframe]

"You ever have your shit pushed in?" - Curufin and then many others throughout the weekend

 

[Tarathur]

My guitarist by far said it best, in regards to the stage lights beaming us in the eyes:

"The light technician needs to be impaled up the ass with a dead possum."

I lost it.

 

[sinerchris]

when the Zero Hour vocalist said he was "upset because King Diamond rejected his Myspace invitation" or something of that nature. I thought that was hilarious, especially because I know the dude who runs one of the King D myspace accounts.

 

[DarkOne]

During the Savage Circle set
Me: "Wow, Hansi lost a lot of weight!"
General Zod: "And, he doesn’t suck live anymore."

Some Mattias Eklundh gems during Freak Kitchen
"We have such a cheap stage show. We have a yellow cow and a guy drooling. We must be Swedish."

"Sweden is a country of cheap pornography and Volvos"

From Mikkel Sandager during Mercenary's set:
"This is a song about being lonely. It’s called Loneliness"

Crowd during Evergrey:
"String Quartet! String Quartet!"

From the PP Crew:
"We're presenting you with the Balls of Steel award.

From the drunk girl wandering the halls Friday night:
"I'm looking for a party! Is there a party in here?!?!"

During a trip to the Georgia Aquarium:
Me: "That shrimp is dead"
DarkTide: "He's not dead. Roust him. ROUST HIM!"
Wheezer: "Ahhhhhhh!"

Thanks to all for the great quotes and great times.


Steve in Philly

 

[BlackRoseMetalHeart]

Yet another great Tom Englund qoute: "Who has the In Search of Truth album? [crowd cheers] ... How many of you downloaded it?"

 

[--]

GoodyGoody!

 

[Coldfire Mouse]

TIP TOP!

 

[digitalink]

In the Club Lounge of the Granada:

Crew Member: "Hey, can I get a lime for my drink?"

Bartender: "I'm the only real fruit behind this bar."

 

[AngraRULES]

If he wasn't bothered by it, he probably wouldn't have said anything to me and my friends about it, because we weren't involved. He sounded pretty upset though. Whether or not he was, we can't say. I hope it really was all in good fun.

It was all in good fun. Trust me.

 

[ThXinc]

"It's called Oslo breakfast" - Tore after my inquiry as to what beer he was drinking at 9am....On the porch.

 

[AngraRULES]

"It's called Oslo breakfast" - Tore after my inquiry as to what beer he was drinking at 9am....On the porch.

LMAO Classic!

 

[SharkBlack]

In the Club Lounge of the Granada:

Crew Member: "Hey, can I get a lime for my drink?"

Bartender: "I'm the only real fruit behind this bar."

hah! I forgot I got one from him too.

I asked the guy for a beer. and he says "you want two?" I said "naw.." then he goes, "I could help you double fist it..." I looked around and said "was he talking about the beer??"

The guy knew no shame!!

 

[Harvester]

Same bartender serving breakfast on Saturday with the same menu as Friday:

Crew: No gravy this morning?

Bartender: I just didn't feel like something white and milky that didn't taste good this morning.