digitalink
Chief Rocker
He was pretty cool ... extraordinarily gay (and not afraid to tell the whole world about it) but cool.
Best Quotes of the Weekend
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DarkOne
Black Belt in Sarcasm
Hey, is there a front desk prerequisite in that area??? I forgot about this one, but this was a conversation while waiting for a room at the Residence on Thursday, the lobby filled with 40+ metal heads. General Zod, Dark One (note the space in the name) and I were waiting at the counter and talking to Hotel Guy (HG).digitalink said:In the Club Lounge of the Granada:
Crew Member: "Hey, can I get a lime for my drink?"
Bartender: "I'm the only real fruit behind this bar."
Zod: "You sure you have space for everyone"
HG: "Yes, we do"
Me: " You could always put someone up at your place"
HG: "I'd do that . . . for the right person", starely directly at Zod.
Me (egging him on) "Oh, how much do you charge"
HG: "Oh, I work on the barter system. AND, I'll cook him a nice breakfast and do the laundry."
Zod: "I'm married. My wife is just outside".
HG: "Don't worry. I could take her. And, don't forget . . . breakfast AND laundry!"
All in good fun, but the hotel industry must have an odd set of standards.
Steve in Philly
I stayed till today ...
Sunday afternoon, I overheard a couple maids cleaning an adjacent room.
Maid: "How can they drink this much?"
Sunday afternoon, I overheard a couple maids cleaning an adjacent room.
Maid: "How can they drink this much?"
TheWhisper
Cobra Kai Never Dies
Bryan316
METAL... nuff said!
Coldfire Mouse
Magpie Witch
Scott reminded me of HIS favorite Quote of the weekend.
Place: the NoVA Alumni LapDance ALcove moments after Freak Kitchen handed us our asses
WHo: Scott, Denis and I talking about the set when Mike Blevins walks up.
Mike: Now I've been to hundreds of Rock shows so I'm pretty jaded, but I'm going to go home and take up the accordian.
I love Mike...he tells the BEST Stories and always gives me the best quotes.
I belive he told me another....something about Swedes...but I'll let him post that one.
Coldie
Place: the NoVA Alumni LapDance ALcove moments after Freak Kitchen handed us our asses
WHo: Scott, Denis and I talking about the set when Mike Blevins walks up.
Mike: Now I've been to hundreds of Rock shows so I'm pretty jaded, but I'm going to go home and take up the accordian.
I love Mike...he tells the BEST Stories and always gives me the best quotes.
I belive he told me another....something about Swedes...but I'll let him post that one.
Coldie
Yippee38
Living the dream!
The one from the Grenada bartender/breakfast guy reminded me of one.
Last night Yardley and I went to The Old Spagetti Factory for dinner. There was a very cleancut guy on the shuttle too. After we dropped him off at his bar of choice (he was a very friendly guy), the shuttle driver said,
"That boy was so sweet, he must have been hit by a sugar truck." It was then that I realized that all of the people at the bar we male.
Last night Yardley and I went to The Old Spagetti Factory for dinner. There was a very cleancut guy on the shuttle too. After we dropped him off at his bar of choice (he was a very friendly guy), the shuttle driver said,
"That boy was so sweet, he must have been hit by a sugar truck." It was then that I realized that all of the people at the bar we male.
MrBuzzcut said:
I agree with Gerry......adjacent room my ass!!!! To be a fly on the wall when they walked into me and MrBuzz's room....
heres one supposdely from me when i was drunk hanging out with pyramaze
retends to call 911: "911! Pyramaze rocks! check em out!"
and of course "BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" and "SWEET MILLS!"
retends to call 911: "911! Pyramaze rocks! check em out!"and of course "BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" and "SWEET MILLS!"
...chicken killer to lek (who was wearing a bright green tie-dyed kings x shirt)...
dude why you wearing a winger shirt?
lek-it's not winger, it's kings x
ck-where's the x?
dude why you wearing a winger shirt?
lek-it's not winger, it's kings x
ck-where's the x?
kellsco said:I agree with Gerry......adjacent room my ass!!!! To be a fly on the wall when they walked into me and MrBuzz's room....
You know the maids didn't get into 212 all weekend!
I left a nice tip!
Pellaz
Tigron of Immanion
In front of the venue after Saturday's show, crowd still milling around, and a few Forum members horsing around in a presumably unintentionally homoerotic way: "Hey, are you guys fucking or fighting?"
LORD_GALVATRON
New Metal Member
My memory isn't too great, but here is a paraphrase of conversation with two of the Epica guys:
Coen: "He (referring to Yves) is from Belgium, so he won't let me drink Heineken anymore."
Yves: "When you take Belgium beer and feed it to a horse, the horse pisses Heineken."
I'm sure there are others I'll think of later.
Coen: "He (referring to Yves) is from Belgium, so he won't let me drink Heineken anymore."
Yves: "When you take Belgium beer and feed it to a horse, the horse pisses Heineken."
I'm sure there are others I'll think of later.
Yes. Actually it is a Midtown service industry prerequisite...DarkOne said:
J-Dubya 777
It NEVER ends
Yippee38
Living the dream!
13ShadesofGray
RI Porch Commando
Oh lordy, I have SO many to type up. I think I'll have to post a disclaimer on most of them. This was by far the best quotable ProgPower for me. *woot*
This was by far the best quotable ProgPower for me. *woot*
booB
Señor Member
thedelicateflower said:
LOL... you can't blame that one on Doug being drunk... I almost had to ask Lek why he was wearing a "Kings" shirt.
Yippee38
Living the dream!
I saw a guy with a very quotable t-shirt. It said, "What is Cea Serin?"
We were at Six Flags on Sunday and I had some woman stop me and ask what my shirt said (was wearing my Cea Serin shirt). Yardley said, "What is Cea Serin?" I cracked up.
We were at Six Flags on Sunday and I had some woman stop me and ask what my shirt said (was wearing my Cea Serin shirt). Yardley said, "What is Cea Serin?" I cracked up.
