big news.

[Astrum]

im going to be a father. im fucked, my life is ruined.

so, errr, anyone here ever had a kid in high school? any advice?

 

[False Joe]

Time machine.

EDIT:

And congrats/commiserations. Depending on how you look at it.

EDITEDIT:

PLAN C or D.
Plan C:

PLAN D:
Work out, and punch through her cervix, hence punching the baby with enough strength to kill it.
PLAN E:
Work out slightly less, wait till labour, then punch.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Your fault, get over it.

 

[Zephyrus]

Adoption?

 

[Matt]

Go have an abortion.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

at thought of him having an abortion

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Theres only one thing to do, get a job.

 

[The Ozzman]

Next time use a condom

 

[skeptik]

Yeah, I definitely think Astrum should stick a hanger up his ass.

Be responsible. People never fucking deal with the consequences of their actions any more.

 

[King Richard]

there has never been a better time than now for to use this word:

OWNED

 

[mutantllama]

Next time use a condom

.

 

[skeptik]

If he wasn't a complete moron, I don't expect that he'll be thinking about a "next time" right now.

 

[AchrisK]

What does the mother think? Is this someone you are interested in being with?

 

[CAIRATH]

Ouch.

 

[Belligerent]

Sell drugs.

 

[Astrum]

I can't remember not using a condom with her. yeah i take responsibility, i have a job already, and all that stuff. But i still cant handle a fucking kid.

She wants an abortion, which i think is ironic because she wont eat a goddamn steak because they killed a cow to make it.

 

[Zephyrus]

She wants an abortion, which i think is ironic because she wont eat a goddamn steak because they killed a cow to make it.

That's fucked up.

 

[skeptik]

She wants an abortion, which i think is ironic because she wont eat a goddamn steak because they killed a cow to make it.

 

[Belligerent]

Damn vegans. You don't want to raise a child like that anyway.
Good luck to you bud.

 

[Zephyrus]

Is it good or bad that Susperia's not involved in this thread?