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coke, speed, heroin all out of urine in a few days, but bud stays up to 3 months. thats some ole bullshit.
body detoxing question
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The police do, and will. I believe the stores do tests to maintain an air of clean upstanding christian morals, like with hair in the 60s. I suppose if I owned a business, I wouldn't care if employees smoked it, but don't ever come in baked.
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I worked at the Discovery Channel Store until it closed, and then I started hanging out with my old boss, and she had three bongs. So she gave me one.
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ledmag
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if you dont smoke much you can pass a piss test without water. You can smoke one joint a week and be ok.
You cant clean your body in 3 days, but you can delute your piss. Drink about a half gallon of water and flush yourself,.....then drink another half gallon for the test. IT will be deluted....the worste thing is the test will come out unconclusive, which will give you more time. Usually 3 days if the piss is sent to a lab, if on site, then you may have one more day to prepare
The pills you get for masking your pee, most tests, actually test for that stuff now.
You can clean your whole system in 5 days though(not your hair or nails). 45 dollars for the herbal mix. 6 pills a day. HERBAL CLEANSE is the name of teh product. I used it to help get off drugs a few yrs ago. I was clean in 5 days. The program is for 10 days though.
BUt as Captain Beard said, just dont smoke anymore, its not worth it.. WIth the time you have, i would say go for teh water and flush yourself, but you will not be clean, the thc will still gather in your kidneys, but youll have time to pass the test before the thc hits the kidneys again.
You can have someone pee for you, but if you get caught, thats a felony. plus, you gotta keep the pee at a temp of 92 to 100 degrees.....as in a codom inside you. You dont want to do that.
good luck.
BTW, i just had a drug test last thursday. The valium and the Muscle relaxers i am prescribed didnt even show up in my test.
You cant clean your body in 3 days, but you can delute your piss. Drink about a half gallon of water and flush yourself,.....then drink another half gallon for the test. IT will be deluted....the worste thing is the test will come out unconclusive, which will give you more time. Usually 3 days if the piss is sent to a lab, if on site, then you may have one more day to prepare
The pills you get for masking your pee, most tests, actually test for that stuff now.
You can clean your whole system in 5 days though(not your hair or nails). 45 dollars for the herbal mix. 6 pills a day. HERBAL CLEANSE is the name of teh product. I used it to help get off drugs a few yrs ago. I was clean in 5 days. The program is for 10 days though.
BUt as Captain Beard said, just dont smoke anymore, its not worth it.. WIth the time you have, i would say go for teh water and flush yourself, but you will not be clean, the thc will still gather in your kidneys, but youll have time to pass the test before the thc hits the kidneys again.
You can have someone pee for you, but if you get caught, thats a felony. plus, you gotta keep the pee at a temp of 92 to 100 degrees.....as in a codom inside you. You dont want to do that.
good luck.
BTW, i just had a drug test last thursday. The valium and the Muscle relaxers i am prescribed didnt even show up in my test.
ledmag
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very accurate, but there are laws as to how far back a company can go on the test.
Spinal fluid, and penial fluid tests are the top for being the most accurate.
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Fasting and drinking raw juice works wonders for ridding the body of toxins. If you have a juicer, you should eat/drink nothing but raw juice for a couple of days. I've done this a few times, and it really cleans out your entire system.
Not sure how it works with thc though.
Not sure how it works with thc though.
Liverslapper
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drink cranberry juice. That helps...or drink a lot of beer.
best thing is probably water though.
best thing is probably water though.
was all for naught, it seems. when i got home, there was a message from my manager asking what day next week i'd be ready to start work 
still gonna keep up drinking a lot and flush out my system since they might only be able to keep me until the end of the year and then i'd be on the job hunt again.
still gonna keep up drinking a lot and flush out my system since they might only be able to keep me until the end of the year and then i'd be on the job hunt again.www.budjoint.com
100% legal weed that's untraceable in tests and smokes like the real thing. I was sceptical but I tried it and it's great.
100% legal weed that's untraceable in tests and smokes like the real thing. I was sceptical but I tried it and it's great.
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