Controversial opinions on metal

[The Butt]

Gojira SUCKS HARD. Goddamn, their entire album From Sirius to Mars is one very boring album. The riffs are monotonous and dreadful and the vocals sound like a man on ritalin. What an overrated, overhyped, and worthless band. Not even good for ambience music.

I WOULD MUCH RATHER LISTEN TO A FULL ALBUM OF OVERLY MELODIC MUSIC FILLED WITH THE VERY WHALE SONGS THAT GOJIRA USES IN IN THAT ALBUM THAN BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO THAT UNORIGINAL DRECK AGAIN!!!!

And screw everyone who listens to that horrible, horrible band. We all know that you do not like it for the music but like it because it talks about caring for the environment. Let me tell you something which is totally going to blow your mind you fucking bunch of fruitloops: SO HAVE MANY OTHER BANDS. So I suggest you stop listening to this yuppie trash band and go listen to something which is far superior.

Goddamn, I fucking hate Gojira. Heavy but who gives a shit when its music is even more mindnumbingly boring as Saint Vitus.

EDIT: Also, those who enjoy that album's art are most likely the same little "boys" who have magical unicorns, flying whales, and rainbows on their notebooks and folders.

I haven't heard the band, but even I think you're being a massive elitist troll right now.

 

[Killbot]

Gojira SUCKS HARD. Goddamn, their entire album From Sirius to Mars is one very boring album. The riffs are monotonous and dreadful and the vocals sound like a man on ritalin. What

...blahbedy blah, boring rant.

I don't like Gojira either, but that you're pushing the fact you dislike them and Saint Vitus so much leads me to believe you are trolling.

 

[waif]

Oh, here's one that'll ruin everyone's day.

Groove Metal > most Black Metal

*runs and hides*

Eat shit and die.

Post-anything = fail.

(Law of Carcassian, 2008)

Inclined to agree with this.

Rant about Gojira

Back to trolling, are we.

 

[mutantllama]

"Freeze-uh! You're under arrest-uh!"

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Eat shit and die.

Heheheheheehehehhehehehehahahahahahahhahahaha!

Bow to the GROOVE.

 

[waif]

Shouldn't one groove to the groove?
No, one shouldn't, because most groove metal isn't even groovey.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

The good stuff is. Absolutely.

 

[waif]

What is the "good stuff," how much of it is there, and how the fuck is it better than black metal?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I would also like to know.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

You're trolling, you're gonna be banned soon if you keep it up, etc.

 

[Tonka Time]

Gojira SUCKS HARD. Goddamn, their entire album From Sirius to Mars is one very boring album. The riffs are monotonous and dreadful and the vocals sound like a man on ritalin. What an overrated, overhyped, and worthless band. Not even good for ambience music.

I WOULD MUCH RATHER LISTEN TO A FULL ALBUM OF OVERLY MELODIC MUSIC FILLED WITH THE VERY WHALE SONGS THAT GOJIRA USES IN IN THAT ALBUM THAN BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO THAT UNORIGINAL DRECK AGAIN!!!!

And screw everyone who listens to that horrible, horrible band. We all know that you do not like it for the music but like it because it talks about caring for the environment. Let me tell you something which is totally going to blow your mind you fucking bunch of fruitloops: SO HAVE MANY OTHER BANDS. So I suggest you stop listening to this yuppie trash band and go listen to something which is far superior.

Goddamn, I fucking hate Gojira. Heavy but who gives a shit when its music is even more mindnumbingly boring as Saint Vitus.

EDIT: Also, those who enjoy that album's art are most likely the same little "boys" who have magical unicorns, flying whales, and rainbows on their notebooks and folders.

Only song ive heard by them and liked was Backbone, thing that gets me about them is how the people on sirius are constantly talking about how they're from france and how that must make them the best french band ever, Yyrkoon,Arkhon Infaustus,Deathspell Omega,Destinity > Gojira.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Yeah Gojira are MAJORLY overhyped.

 

[Ender Rises]

They have a few interesting riffs here and there. They have potential. But From Sirius to Mars was pretty underwhelming.

 

[Belligerent]

Fuck the troll. From Mars To Sirius is a killer album.

From Sirius to Mars was pretty awesome and rifftastic.

Fixed.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Meh.

 

[Belligerent]

Meh.

We can't agree on everything

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Fully agreed!

 

[Omni]

Since when is killer defined as "slow, boring riffs?"

In drone music.

Oh, and your opinions are extremely stupid and stupidly expressed.

 

[S<issors]

sunn 0))) has some cool stuff

 

[SouthernTrendkill]

They named metal after metalheads, dude. Named after our giant metallic heads that we have.

I'm sorry, that was hilariuos to me.