Controversial opinions on metal

[The Butt]

They were bottles.

Your penis did not work after 16 beers

It did for awhile.

I tried to fuck the girl after having my dick sucked for most of the duration of Farseeing the Paranormal Abysm, but that's when I went soft. It was like "nope, done". I didn't even get to fuck her. I was disappointed.

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

It's amazing you remember after all that alcohol!

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Sounds similar to my experiences with sex.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Smells like bullshit.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Which part, yoda getting some poon or buttfaces impotence story?

 

[Satanstoenail]

16 beers and half a bottle of whiskey. Unless he was under the influence of a large amount of methamphetamine at the same time.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Depends on how long they were drinking. I could probably do 14 beers and half a bottle of whiskey if I started drinking at 11:00. We do similar amounts at MDF every year. Each day we stock up on like 4 cases of Natty Boh and by the end of the night they are completely gone.

 

[rms]

I think he's questioning the possibility of erections, because once I hit like 10 beers it's a gamble

 

[Atomic Tide]

Where's the love for Saxon?! I just saw them in Reading, PA last night and they were fukin' great!!

 

[The Butt]

Smells like bullshit.

Eh, it happened. I had been drinking since around 2pm and stayed up drinking till the next sunrise so yeah.

Controversial opinion: Black'n'roll Satyricon is the only Satyricon worth hearing.

 

[J.]

ive never heard anything beyond nemesis divina, but yeah, those first three are overrated schlock

 

[The Butt]

They have a few later tunes like K.I.N.G. that are fun and catchy but such a mediocre band.

 

[J.]

agreed. satyr just benefited by being at the right place, right time

 

[The Ozzman]

Volcano is an awesome record

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Dark Medieval Times is excellent. The next two are very strong as well.

 

[EspaDa]

Nemesis Divina is their best

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Black'n'roll Satyricon is the only Satyricon worth hearing.

Nemesis Divina is their best

This. The Shadowthrone is also a very strong record, better than their first album imo.

 

[The Butt]

I speak truths.

Early Satyricon is mediocre.

 

[waif]

The first two Satyricon albums are pretty dull. Nemesis Divina has much stronger melodies, which makes it better but also ungrim and not kvlt. Black'n'roll Satyricon is the best Satyricon, but still nothing super amazing.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Yeah i didn't enjoy the first one much the last time i listened to it ... pretty dull, just as you said. But in no way am i going to use that word to describe their following two albums.

I haven't really given much of later Satyricon a chance outside of a few tracks here and there... that i found to be pretty laughable at best. What their best balck n roll album?