Controversial opinions on metal

[NinjaSweater]

Lamb of God is better than most black metal though.

Wow

 

[CiG]

Lamb of God is better than most black metal though.

You probably actually think that.

 

[Omni]

Lamb of God is better than most black metal though.

Which black metal musician stole your lunch money and stuffed you into a locker? I can't remember.

 

[The Butt]

You probably actually think that.

He does.

 

[CiG]

He does.

I'm sure there are a lot of shit Black Metal bands out there that Lamb Of God are actually better than, but who cares? Dried up dog shit is better than fresh dog shit, they're both still the product of a dog's asshole in the end.

 

[JontRevolting]

What about the Mudvayne band are they better than black metal?

 

[EspaDa]

Certainly better than Drown in Solitude.

 

[JontRevolting]

I've heard some great things about System of a Down Syndrome

 

[CiG]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Seriously, this isn't the greatest stuff in the world but it's clearly more influenced by late 80s Slayer than it is any kind of hardcore, and it clearly has more real riffs than any suicidal emo black metal band. Lamb of God is a solid, 6/10 kind of band. Black metal is garbage.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Holy snare overtone Batman!

Pretty bad though, the vocals are fucking terrible

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I've accepted that the vast majority of metal beyond the early 90s is going to have shit vocals, so it doesn't really phase me anymore. In any case I think he's decent by that standard; I'd take him over a Rob Dukes or something at least.

 

[CiG]

This is weird, please stop.

We get that you have the taste of an autistic high school outcast, lets all just move on.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Modern death metal vocals are garbage. Prove me wrong (excluding vocalists that began in the early 90s).

 

[CiG]

Why the fuck would I make a case for defending anything about modern Metal in general? Obviously I was referring to that other shit you said, bloody turkey.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Is it autistic to think Lamb of God is an OK band instead of lolshitalternativemetal?

 

[CiG]

Is it autistic to think Lamb of God is an OK band instead of lolshitalternativemetal?

Yes.

 

[The Butt]

Seriously, this isn't the greatest stuff in the world but it's clearly more influenced by late 80s Slayer than it is any kind of hardcore, and it clearly has more real riffs than any suicidal emo black metal band. Lamb of God is a solid, 6/10 kind of band. Black metal is garbage.

You literally have the single worst opinions of anyone I have ever encountered in my eight years of being on UM; and I used to post on the Children of Bodom boards, which are pretty much a cavernous dark void of anti-intellectualism. Every time you post, you cause the reader's brain cells to die by the millions. You are literally the inoperable brain tumor of GMD.

HB Facepalm Count: 9.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Yes.

Coming from the white guy that identifies as transabo.

 

[CiG]

Coming from the white guy that identifies as transabo.