idk i think there are a lot of strains of BM that try to be more beautiful, dreamy, earthy etc. there are plenty of full-bodied, maybe even warm BM productions that get some love around here.
re: mort, it only applies in cases where he doesn't agree obviously, because he has some objective sense of which music has legitimate appeal and which doesn't. basically it's just "you don't share my opinion so you have ulterior motives for said opinion" but taken to some whole new insane autistic level.
i'd like to see your explanations for my love of dark moor/fairyland? or LOAD? or some opeth? or harvey milk (who i like more than black sabbath)? etc. all of these are outright rejected by most old schoolers in my experience. i'm also not at all into two of the bands you just mentioned as being in-crowdy, and i've got plenty of shit in the past for not buying into canonised stuff. but i guess none of this matters because i like the chasm (who were, by the way, insanely fucking creative and imaginative in their middle period) so obviously i'm one of *them*!
btw if i tried to read HAMLET in fluorescent epileptic comic sans i'd probably hate reading that too. maybe that's a dubious analogy, but music sounding good is about more than just creativity/riffs.
(and yea if you hate cirith ungol you are probably a fag)