Controversial opinions on metal

[The Batlord]

Blast beats in metal are a product of hardcore miscegenation. They represent a vile taint in the pure, noble bloodline of heavy metal.

Your avatar is appropriate. Gotta keep the metal gene pool pure.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm very picky with brutal death metal. Suffocation, Cryptopsy, and Dying Fetus are great, but so much of it all sounds alike and all sounds boring. Really it's the ultra-techy side of brutal death metal that makes me yawn. About the only BDM band I've discovered recently that I actually like is Benighted.

Check out the New Standard Elite label. Pretty much the best BDM has to offer.

Have some more blast beats you fucking degenerates:

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Blast beats are garbage 95% of the time when repeated for longer than a few bars. They belong in metal about as much as metalcore breakdowns do.

 

[The Butt]

Blast beats in metal are a product of hardcore miscegenation. They represent a vile taint in the pure, noble bloodline of heavy metal.

You're a vile taint to the bloodline of heavy metal.

 

[The Batlord]

I think I might like this forum. Memes and tongue-in-cheek insults as a response to nonsense is a thing I support.

 

[AllShallFall]

I think I might like this forum. Memes and tongue-in-cheek insults as a response to nonsense is a thing I support.

If you like that then you will totally enjoy this forum. All that stuff is commonplace in all corners of the forum

 

[The Batlord]

Check out the New Standard Elite label. Pretty much the best BDM has to offer.

Have some more blast beats you fucking degenerates:

This is why I don't really like much brutal death metal. The technicality in that song means nothing to me, the vocals are dull as fuck, and it all combines into a mush of notes that might as well be arbitrary, even though they're not. I often like my death metal simpler, more direct, ugly, raw, and atmospheric. When I think of my perfect death metal sound, I'm pretty much thinking of shit like early Death, Obituary, and death thrash. Throw in some Swedish and Finnish death metal for good measure.

 

[morguelord]

90% of the albums I listen to on a regular basis are nothing but constant blasts for 25 minutes+.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

How about this wigger slam band who's drummer uses no toms:

 

[The Ozzman]

Epicardiectomy is some good shit. LOL at the lack of toms and the kids doing the Macarena.

 

[The Batlord]

How about this wigger slam band who's drummer uses no toms:

Seriously? Even the people in the mosh pit could give a fuck about this band. This is everything that is boring about brutal death metal. I hope they walk in front of a train.

 

[Slayed Necros]

That was pure fucking garbage.

 

[The Ozzman]

Have some more then

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... "pussy blast", lol.

 

[The Batlord]

Have some more then

We are clearly speaking two entirely different languages cause I tried to enjoy those, really I did, but I would rather impregnate my mother and raise the web-toed spawn of our union than listen to more of that.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

"Diarrhea blast" But where's the burst beat?

 

[The Batlord]

"Diarrhea blast" But where's the burst beat?

Gotta listen for the brown notes.

 

[The Ozzman]

That black metal beat is pretty easy. I should practice that.

 

[CiG]

I think I might like this forum. Memes and tongue-in-cheek insults as a response to nonsense is a thing I support.

 

[The Batlord]