Controversial opinions on metal

[morguelord]

90% of the albums I listen to on a regular basis are nothing but constant blasts for 25 minutes+.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

How about this wigger slam band who's drummer uses no toms:

 

[The Ozzman]

Epicardiectomy is some good shit. LOL at the lack of toms and the kids doing the Macarena.

 

[The Batlord]

How about this wigger slam band who's drummer uses no toms:

Seriously? Even the people in the mosh pit could give a fuck about this band. This is everything that is boring about brutal death metal. I hope they walk in front of a train.

 

[Slayed Necros]

That was pure fucking garbage.

 

[The Ozzman]

Have some more then

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... "pussy blast", lol.

 

[The Batlord]

Have some more then

We are clearly speaking two entirely different languages cause I tried to enjoy those, really I did, but I would rather impregnate my mother and raise the web-toed spawn of our union than listen to more of that.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

"Diarrhea blast" But where's the burst beat?

 

[The Batlord]

"Diarrhea blast" But where's the burst beat?

Gotta listen for the brown notes.

 

[The Ozzman]

That black metal beat is pretty easy. I should practice that.

 

[CiG]

I think I might like this forum. Memes and tongue-in-cheek insults as a response to nonsense is a thing I support.

 

[The Batlord]

 

[The Ozzman]

36 hours!

 

[The Butt]

When it comes to death metal, I like the really dark, atmospheric stuff along the lines of Dead Congregation, The Chasm, or Demigod.

 

[The Ozzman]

I like it all. Even the shit that gets panned here like Six Feet Under and Jungle Rot.

 

[The Batlord]

When it comes to death metal, I like the really dark, atmospheric stuff along the lines of Dead Congregation, The Chasm, or Demigod.

I need to listen to more of The Chasm, but fuck the fuck yeah on Dead Congregation and especially Demigod.

I like it all. Even the shit that gets panned here like Six Feet Under and Jungle Rot.

You ain't trve till you dig Bring Me the Horizon's debut EP.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Is there a list anywhere defining different sub-styles of death metal, e.g. not just by sub-genre but contrasting the mid-tempo chunky Death/Massacre/Morgoth/etc sound with the hardcore-tinged old-school Swedish sound with the labyrinthine early Deicide approach and so on? This discussion has inspired me to create an autistic ranking of them. I figure there's probably at least 30 or so categories that 99% of death metal bands (or at least particular albums) could be pigeonholed into.

 

[no country for old wainds]

1) psychedelic caverncore + tendrils
2) psychedelic caverncore (no tendrils)

 

[HamburgerBoy]

1) psychedelic caverncore + tendrils
2) psychedelic caverncore (no tendrils)

Post examples of each pls