Controversial opinions on metal
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Why? Just because you don't like a lot of it? Shitty opinions. HLTO in particular is better than everything you listen to. Put together.
I know you think you're being super clever and such a troll, but you're literally a joke dude.
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The Batlord
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"He's" literally a joke dude? Like, "he's" posing as a dude as a joke? Or "he's" some scientifically engineered alternate gender person with male-like qualities that some drunk scientist created for the lulz?You're literally a joke dude.
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Classic Burzum actually has some riffs anyways. The Butt is someone that thinks bedroom DSBM is classic though.
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If by "some riffs" you mean Burzum had "some" of the best riffs of all-time, and a shitload of other riffs of varying degrees of awesomeness, then you would be correct.
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Varg had some of the most influential/innovative ideas of 90s metal, but individually there aren't that many great riffs. Most of them are on the S/T.
I like 99% of the black metal I've heard. If I listened to as much black metal as most of the other black metal nuts here, my taste would most likely mimic everyone else's. I'm not deluded enough to say that black metal is the pinnacle of 'high art' or 'high music' though.
We all know Living Colour is the best black metal band anyway
If you know I'm being a troll, why do you take the bait? You are the joke.
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Horse hockey. "Jesus Tod", "Det Som Engang Var", and "Lost Wisdom" have brilliant riffs, and those are just off the top of my head.
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"Lost Wisdom" was the song that got me into Burzum, the main reason being that RIFF. Such a great groove. Simple, yet effective as the cliché goes.
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Due to the current black metal conversation in the What Makes a Bad Metal Band thread, Ulver's Bergtatt is way overrated and Nattens Madrigal is far superior. Like, seriously, Bergtatt is decent black metal and decent folk thrown together that really works only occasionally, whereas Nattens Madrigal is a glorious hatefuck.
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If I have a brother in dad jokes (an uncle?) then that's what's up.
Just out of curiousity why am I an alt?
Your views out of the gate mimicked several people here and your sense of humor isn't something you would show 3 posts in either. You're an alt of someone who is here and is wanting to see how people react to you. If I still were a mod, I could cross check IPs to confirm.
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I'm a goofy attention whore who knows his way around an internet forum and isn't shy. That's pretty much all there is to me.
H.P. Lovecraft
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So, Mr. Cassette, we heard you had information leading to Hillary Clinton's arrest...
The Batlord
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wut up, alt brother? wut say we go back to my place and masturbate ourself?
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Man, that must be one jacked up family tree if we're brothers, being that I'm nearly twice your age. How do Ma and Pa explain that one?
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