Controversial opinions on metal

[H.P. Lovecraft]

But if it's your mother's egg then biologically we'd be brothers. Bam. I don't know what that makes me to my mother/sister who bore me, but that's a matter for Jerry Springer.

Half-brothers, my father's genetics wouldn't be there, so we'd only share half, also I don't think women's eggs are viable once they're six feet under so to speak. Besides I'm far too Jewish for us to be related.

 

[The Batlord]

Half-brothers, my father's genetics wouldn't be there, so we'd only share half, also I don't think women's eggs are viable once they're six feet under so to speak. Besides I'm far too Jewish for us to be related.

Half brothers still counts. And you just said you weren't a geneticist, so how do you know you can't harvest eggs from a corpse? In either case I invoke Jurassic Park logic. And I don't think your point about Jews makes sense.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

This is an actual post tangent on the Internet guys, just remember that on Judgement Day.

 

[CiG]

Ready for a smooth segue?

 

[The Batlord]

Do Jews have Judgement Day?

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I'm only ethnically Jewish, I don't practice the faith.

 

[The Batlord]

Mom/sis always said you were a sinner.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

"Mom/sis" Cletus confirmed.

 

[CiG]

The popular Jewish view on Judgement Day is that it only happens for individuals when they die and are judged, they don't believe in any kind of Ragnarok-esque event, though there are exceptions of course.

 

[The Ozzman]

Because the Jews are dirty

 

[The Batlord]

"Mom/sis" Cletus confirmed.

Cletus, Bobby Joe, and Papa Jebediah. Family triangle confirmed.

 

[CiG]

Because the Jews are dirty

How dare you talk about Trump's daughter like that.

 

[The Ozzman]

How dare you talk about Trump's daughter like that.

Maybe if she sits on my dick I won't care

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Goran Edman is one of the most underrated vocalists in metal.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I didn't even know the name, but my dad owns those Yngwie albums he's on. Fire & Ice was one of my favorites of his when I listened to him regularly, but it's been a decade since then. Don't remember what I thought of the singer though.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Goran Edman is one of the most underrated vocalists in metal.

Glistening, melodious tenor, thick vibrato, and a distinct, pure timbre, love that guy's voice. He and Glenn Hughes just get better as they age, I swear.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

@H.P. Lovecraft @HamburgerBoy I don't know why people say that he "doesn't fit" in many of the songs on either Eclipse or Fire and Ice. He perfectly matched the ethereal production quality on Eclipse and when it came to his performance on tracks like How Many Miles to Babylon and Forever Is a Long Time, he has excellent range for the neoclassical power metal stuff. Sure, he may not fit it the way Mark Boals might but the guy is absurdly talented.

 

[The Batlord]

Who cares about some singer when Yngwie Malmsteen is trash?

 

[CiG]

He isn't trash, though I'm noticing you have a tendency for ridiculous opinions.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Who cares about some singer when Yngwie Malmsteen is trash?

This is coming from the guy who likes Trivium and hates Dokken. Why am I not surprised?