Controversial opinions on metal

[CiG]

So, Mr. Cassette, we heard you had information leading to Hillary Clinton's arrest...

I'm saving it for my sequel to The Untouchables.

 

[The Batlord]

Man, that must be one jacked up family tree if we're brothers, being that I'm nearly twice your age. How do Ma and Pa explain that one?

I reckon you dug up your mother, harvested her eggs, implanted them into your 16-year-old daughter, Bobby Joe, and then 9 months later...

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I reckon you dug up your mother, harvested her eggs, implanted them into your 16-year-old daughter, Bobby Joe, and then 9 months later...

Biology is hard, guys.

 

[The Batlord]

It took me five minutes to come up with that and I'm not even sure it works.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

It took me five minutes to come up with that and I'm not even sure it works.

I'm no geneticist, but, no, it doesn't. This isn't Young Frankenstein.

 

[The Batlord]

I'm no geneticist, but, no, it doesn't. This isn't Young Frankenstein.

But if it's your mother's egg then biologically we'd be brothers. Bam. I don't know what that makes me to my mother/sister who bore me, but that's a matter for Jerry Springer.

 

[CiG]

This isn't Young Frankenstein.

Unfortunately.

 

[The Batlord]

Half-brothers, my father's genetics wouldn't be there, so we'd only share half, also I don't think women's eggs are viable once they're six feet under so to speak. Besides I'm far too Jewish for us to be related.

Half brothers still counts. And you just said you weren't a geneticist, so how do you know you can't harvest eggs from a corpse? In either case I invoke Jurassic Park logic. And I don't think your point about Jews makes sense.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

This is an actual post tangent on the Internet guys, just remember that on Judgement Day.

 

[CiG]

Ready for a smooth segue?

 

[The Batlord]

Do Jews have Judgement Day?

 

[The Batlord]

Mom/sis always said you were a sinner.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

"Mom/sis" Cletus confirmed.

 

[CiG]

The popular Jewish view on Judgement Day is that it only happens for individuals when they die and are judged, they don't believe in any kind of Ragnarok-esque event, though there are exceptions of course.

 

[The Ozzman]

Because the Jews are dirty

 

[The Batlord]

"Mom/sis" Cletus confirmed.

Cletus, Bobby Joe, and Papa Jebediah. Family triangle confirmed.

 

[CiG]

Because the Jews are dirty

How dare you talk about Trump's daughter like that.

 

[The Ozzman]

How dare you talk about Trump's daughter like that.

Maybe if she sits on my dick I won't care

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Goran Edman is one of the most underrated vocalists in metal.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I didn't even know the name, but my dad owns those Yngwie albums he's on. Fire & Ice was one of my favorites of his when I listened to him regularly, but it's been a decade since then. Don't remember what I thought of the singer though.