Controversial opinions on metal

[The Batlord]

Oh god, you're all fanboys. He doesn't even wear shirts! Like, ever. If he's gonna be a metal cliche then he could at least be a cool cliche and not a bargain basement Fabio.

 

[CiG]

I'm not a fanboy, I only own a few of his things. I just think you're unreasonable and often mired in some sort of unnecessarily retarded opinion.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Does anyone else's bullshit alarm go off when someone starts insulting someone else's image in the METAL genre? I repeat, the METAL genre.

 

[The Butt]

I don't like Yngwie, I find his music generally shallow and more bells-and-whistles than actual substance... so I'm not taking sides on all that.

But I saw people talk shit about Dokken and only faggots hate Dokken tbh.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

I don't like Yngwie, I find his music generally shallow and more bells-and-whistles than actual substance... but only faggots hate Dokken tbh.

I'll take it!

 

[The Batlord]

When you rule, you can play dress up. When you suck, I mock you. And yes, those people all look ridiculous though their music is awesome.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I'll take it!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Also im pretty sure most dokken fans have no problem with "takin' it"

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Dokken is definitely the most overrated hair metal band. Lynch is a good guitarist, that's about all they had going for them.

 

[CiG]

Still way better than Trivium.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Nevermore are better than both of em. That's how much they suck.

 

[CiG]

I haven't actually ever listened to Nevermore.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

You're all gay, should probably strangle yourselves with liquid mustard gas lathered razor wire, Dokken and Malmsteen are great. You are all obstacles to the invigoration of the human genome, that is all.

 

[Phylactery]

Yngwie ranges from mediocre to utter shite from what I've heard from him.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

What have you heard from him?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Worst band photo of all time?

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Quite possibly. I disagree with you on Dokken, but this. This is something that I'd be hard-pressed to start another pointless, nerdy music debate about.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I haven't actually ever listened to Nevermore.

They're actually not all that bad. Someone over here introduced me to them back when i first joined. For some reason i had always thought they were some shitty metalcore band up to that point. Vocals can get cheesy at times from what i can remember. But yeah, def not a good band.

 

[no country for old wainds]

that malmsteen song in the mixtape game was great. i always figured i wouldn't be a fan but i no longer assume this.

 

[CiG]

Yngwie ranges from mediocre to utter shite from what I've heard from him.

What have you heard?