Controversial opinions on metal

[HamburgerBoy]

Is this really an insult here now?

It should be. War metal wimps, leave the hall.

 

[The Batlord]

He made it his own only because he suckered a lot of fools that don't even listen to most 80s metal.

Yes, cause Bathory fans would have never listened to Venom, Hellhammer, Sodom, etc.

Yeah, Quorthon was totally just channeling his inner pagan identity through his dad's basement. So genuine <3

Never said he was genuine, just that he wasn't a Manowar clone. I'm a huge Bathory fan but Quorthon himself comes across as kind of a douche.

"I have uninformed opinions, that makes me smrt :^)"

Lol ok bud, because I didn't know an obscure quote I have an uninformed musical opinion. I seriously hope you take time off from Googling the blood types of musicians you hate to take showers.

 

[The Batlord]

Is this really an insult here now?

The fuck is NWN anyway? Niggas Wit' Narcolepsy?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Yes, cause Bathory fans would have never listened to Venom, Hellhammer, Sodom, etc.

Never said he was genuine, just that he wasn't a Manowar clone. I'm a huge Bathory fan but Quorthon himself comes across as kind of a douche.

Lol ok bud, because I didn't know an obscure quote I have an uninformed musical opinion. I seriously hope you take time off from Googling the blood types of musicians you hate to take showers.

A lot of them don't. They think Quorthon didn't listen to them, Varg says Venom wasn't true black metal, so why should they? Bathory fans are the worst kind of cancer.

 

[The Batlord]

A lot of them don't. They think Quorthon didn't listen to them, Varg says Venom wasn't true black metal, so why should they? Bathory fans are the worst kind of cancer.

Are you making people up? Cause I have never met any of these people.

 

[Krow]

The fuck is NWN anyway? Niggas Wit' Narcolepsy?

Nuclear War Now! A black metal record label that specialize in war metal (granted not so much any more) and south american style black metal. They have a pretty rabid following and a very active forum. They also tend to accept only the most cult stuff and have ties to the whole NSBM scene.

 

[The Batlord]

Nuclear War Now! A black metal record label that specialize in war metal (granted not so much any more) and south american style black metal. They have a pretty rabid following and a very active forum. They also tend to accept only the most cult stuff and have ties to the whole NSBM scene.

So, as far as HBB is concerned, Bathory fans = Trve Kvlt twats?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

So, as far as HBB is concerned, Bathory fans = Trve Kvlt twats?

Pretty much. There's not much else reason to listen to Bathory.

 

[The Batlord]

Pretty much. There's not much else reason to listen to Bathory.

Except for Bathory being awesome. I'd think that trve kvlt types would hate Bathory, seeing as how the band left black metal, and then went to lame thrash.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Requiem is easily the best Bathory album.

 

[The Batlord]

Requiem is easily the best Bathory album.

I'm assuming that's faint praise? Cause that album is, like, kinda decent I guess? I'd like to hear it remastered though, caused that dry, hollow production just kills it.

 

[no country for old wainds]

 

[CiG]

dental office rock

milktoast

Is this a thing?

Into Glory Ride is Conan, then Hammerheart is Lord of the Rings.

Wha?

Requiem is easily the best Bathory album.

Go to gulag.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'm assuming that's faint praise? Cause that album is, like, kinda decent I guess? I'd like to hear it remastered though, caused that dry, hollow production just kills it.

The production sounds aight to me. It's a decent, solid thrash album. Does what it's supposed to do. A mild 6/10 or strong 5/10, perhaps.

 

[The Batlord]

Is this a thing?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milk toast

Wha?

They both have a somewhat similar sound, both are about swords and shit, but one is low fantasy and the other is high fantasy. More or less. I love both albums, Conan, and LOTR btw.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

It's milquetoast.

 

[no country for old wainds]

let's see what that pesky actual dictionary has to say about this.

edit: dammit beaten

 

[The Batlord]

meh

 

[CiG]

They both have a somewhat similar sound, both are about swords and shit, but one is low fantasy and the other is high fantasy. More or less. I love both albums, Conan, and LOTR btw.

Oh, I read it as Bathory copied Manowar, Tolkien copied Howard.

 

[Mort Divine]

spelling it milk toast relies on you fucking pronouncing milk wrong anyways, fucken heathens