Controversial opinions on metal

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Stop coming onto me you weirdo

Awww cmon. We can totally hang out in your trailer and listen to your poppa roach and kid rock albums together and see which one of us can Jump Da Fuck Up higher.

 

[The Ozzman]

At least I don't look like I just rolled off a two-week drinking binge, Shitbeard.

"Yarr, there be DUI's ahead!"

Oh look someone made fun of my drinking!

 

[The Butt]

Controversial opinion: Exercises in Futility is the best thing Mgła has put out yet. 11/10 album.

Oh look someone made fun of my drinking!

You get what you give, hun.

If it bothers you that much, it's simple, don't open yourself up for it.

 

[rusty water]

 

[The Ozzman]

If it bothers you that much, it's simple, don't open yourself up for it.

It doesn't bug me anymore. I think I'm more amused at how predictable these jokes have become though. It's either a fat joke (even though I've dropped 15 lbs and continue to drop) or a joke about my drinking problem (which I have under control thus far) when no one has anything original left to use.

I guess you could say the same about my cracks about Manilla Road but that will never get old tbh.

 

[The Butt]

You didn't notice my crack at your beard and how it makes you look deceptively like you live in a cardboard box. I'm kind of upset.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The Butt sure knows his cracks.

 

[The Ozzman]

You didn't notice my crack at your beard and how it makes you look deceptively like you live in a cardboard box. I'm kind of upset.

My cardboard box has wifi but no razor. Priorities.

 

[The Butt]

The Butt sure knows his cracks.

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[PrincessHades]

And Origin isn't?

And NSBM isn't? This could go on forever. We all like one dimensional music that appeals to us, in which case we do not perceive it as such.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i cant remember which ones exactly and i dont feel like searching, but The Butt(lol) likes more than a few shitty, embarrassing bands. Maybe he can remind us?

 

[CiG]

DSBM?

 

[The Butt]

i cant remember which ones exactly and i dont feel like searching, but The Butt(lol) likes more than a few shitty, embarrassing bands. Maybe he can remind us?

A couple, but I can at least admit when I find enjoyment in shitty stuff.

 

[CF87]

if something is not tech and band's don't play arpeggios's for 30 minutes or whatever bands do nowadays then it sucks, he has the epitome of musically taste and ontop will make you eat through a straw, you just have to admit you have shit taste and you're wrong, because you are

 

[The Ozzman]

A couple, but I can at least admit when I find enjoyment in shitty stuff.

Why would you enjoy something that is shitty? I don't understand this point of view..

 

[Mort Divine]

Well, I mean you like Devildriver and Lamb of God so why don't you tell us.

 

[Krow]

A couple, but I can at least admit when I find enjoyment in shitty stuff.

Why would you enjoy something that is shitty? I don't understand this point of view..

Well, I mean you like Devildriver and Lamb of God so why don't you tell us.

The cycle forever repeats.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

if something is not tech and band's don't play arpeggios's for 30 minutes or whatever bands do nowadays then it sucks, he has the epitome of musically taste and ontop will make you eat through a straw, you just have to admit you have shit taste and you're wrong, because you are

oh shit, now i have the neighborhood mental patient trying to make fun of me?

"BUT WHATS THE DIFFERENCE" amirite?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

The cycle forever repeats.

you can add a few of my quotes where i used to constantly make fun of you for listening to whitechapel and suicide silent.