Great thread idea. I came for the lols, stayed for the wtf's.
1) Most black metal is under produced shite
2) My favourite Cathedral albums are the mid-period "doom-disco" ones.
3) Cynic and Atheist are / were over rated as fuck.
4) AJFA is the best Metallica album.
5) Among the Living is as good as Master of Puppets.
6) Dominus - The First 9 is the best album to be recorded by a Danish band.
7) Everything post Emperors Return is fucking rubbish (applies to Celtic Frost)
8) Gojira just sound like a really sterile, french, technical version of Korpse (Scotland)
9) I like Cradle of Filth.
10) Swansong is a good album.