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So if musicians are gay, does that mean we as metalheads can't like them? I can't see any other reasons why anyone would attack a band for looking gay. Obviously I mean actually gay, not Cradle of Filth gay.
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Celtic Frost - Monotheist
Spacey, well produced, syncopated vocals, riffs don't collapse into each other
Heaviness is the least of my concerns. In fact, you can take all your brootaler than thou records and shove' em someplace.
Coherence is of utmost importance.
Perhaps I should lock you in a room and blast early 70's fusion at you for a few days. After that if you had any sanity left most everything else would seem coherent![]()
Well, to be quite frank, based on the things you're saying it's a bit of a mystery why you listen to metal.