Controversial opinions on metal

[freewill]

Power Metal is cheesy wankery over basic rythmn chords in E standard. Singers who sound like they want to get fucked by Rob Halford and Bruce Dickinson with a strap-on Dildo.

are you implying that rob halford and bruce dickinson have no penis?

 

[DarkBliss]

You can attach it anywhere. Hmm, theoretically.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Power Metal is cheesy wankery over basic rythmn chords in E standard. Singers who sound like they want to get fucked by Rob Halford and Bruce Dickinson with a strap-on Dildo.

Who wouldn't want to get fucked by Bruce Dickinson?

 

[The Butt]

Who wouldn't want to get fucked by Bruce Dickinson?

I wouldnt, since hed probably fuck you in the nose.

Judging by his vocals, thats probably where a lot of his male-on-male sexual escapades have happened.

 

[VelociBrad]

Power metal is a terrible genre.

 

[DEATH_TO_THE_FALSE]

Power metal is an awesome genre and Dragons are badass.

 

[Belligerent]

Power metal is a terrible genre.

Agreed

 

[Badbird]

Power metal is a terrible genre.

Depends.

 

[Einherjar86]

Power metal is a terrible genre.

Agreed

Chris, I'm going to make it my life's mission to find a power metal band that you enjoy.

 

[Badbird]

Chris, I'm going to make it my life's mission to find a power metal band that you enjoy.

Do it NOW.

 

[Belligerent]

Chris, I'm going to make it my life's mission to find a power metal band that you enjoy.

good luck, i like quite a few songs off of Evergrey "Recreation Day" and they aren't really a PM band by many standards. I can't think of any others i like.

 

[Dak]

Evergrey

 

[Episteme]

I haven't heard Evergrey ever since their In Search of Truth album which I found only okay.

 

[Einherjar86]

I'm not a big Evergrey fan; I think they're too whiny.

 

[Krow]

As a pretty big fan of brutal death metal in general, slamming and otherwise, I've never really liked Hour of Penance. Their new album didnt change this.

 

[waif]

Belligerent:

 

[Belligerent]

Neither one of those songs were bad but it's just not my thing.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Both of those songs were annoying as hell.

 

[skeptik]

What kind of asshole could possibly find Omen annoying? I hope you die.

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If not, you probably don't really like traditional heavy metal very much, and you are dead to me. Though I will continue to receive pleasure from the images that you share.

 

[Cythraul]

Looks like somebody clearly doesn't belong in the hall.