Controversial opinions on metal

Look, I've forgotten more about metal than you've learned in the 14 months you've been listening to it, but if you're not in on the joke, don't play along.

If you look at some of my previous posts in this thread you will see I am in on the joke. I've just been responding to your statements.

How do you figure I've been listening to metal for 14 months?
 
are you by any chance any of these people:
clark carpenter
mornelithe falconsbane
armageddon's child
planetary eulogy
laeth maclaurie
reltih floda
europa ascendent
dying sun
cryonaut x
thunderbolt of baal

damn i used to know loads more of these. what name did you use when you were trolling the marilyn manson boards?
 
Actually, there are some very good Christian metal bands. And I don't mean Stryper. I did see them live once, and they did rock, but that's beside the point. I never caught a little bible. Darn.
 
I know, I just get tired of reading these discussions on slayer. It's the same damn thing everytime. Demoliton Hammer doesn't get a lot of talk time so I threw them out there.