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[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but all that is left is mormons who want to knock on your door

I wish I had more good music

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Granted, but it's all sung by William Hung

I wish I wasn't Morgan Freeman

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,now you are Sum Hung Cock

I wish i will murder rip tearing heads breaking bones in HELL!!!!hashahahahhahaha

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but when your done you are raped by Hitler eternally

I wish I got more sleep last night

 

[Black Core]

Granted - you overslept and got fired at work

I wish I could predict the future

 

[Brood of Evil]

Granted - you're now Miss Cleo

I wish I could rule the world.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but then everything goes your way and nothing bad ever happens and you are peaceful happy and relaxed for the rest of your life watching rainbows and candy canes and hot-chocolate with marshmellows and counting sheep in a peaceful slumber on a fluffy comfortable bed surrounded by stacks of money and beautiful women everywhere doing whatever you desire throughout eternity.

I wish i was DEAD

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but i ressurect you and force you to live as my toilet

i wish i would post here more often, these days

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted but all you read is mindless jibber-jabber

i wish i was promoted to a urinal

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but people always shit in it as well

I wish I was going to the Dragonforce show

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but it sucks

I wish I was the drummer of Slayer

 

[Brood of Evil]

Granted - Right after they make their transition to country music.

I wish I had cookies and milk.

 

[Ender Rises]

Granted -- the cookies are nasty and the milk is rotten
I wish I had a new guitar

 

[sx-pi-r]

Granted - But you now you have to learn to play your old one first
I wish I could fly

 

[Black Core]

Granted - you fly 18 miles high and then loose your ability to fly

I wish I was a better musician

 

[Matt]

granted, but you can only play the triangle.

I wish it wasnt 90 outside

 

[Black Core]

Granted - it's 1,000 outside

I wish I knew god personally and he likes me

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted,but then he makes you god and Satan begins tormenting you

i wish upon a star

 

[Black Core]

Granted - star falls on your head and you die

I wish my friends listend to metal

 

[Nefertiri]

Granted - your friends will all listen to fuckin Power Metal

I wish I can make my abi