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[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,but you still don’t have enough time !

I wish I got my cable tv to work.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but the Dr. Phil show is on every channel

I wish I had a shiny red apple

 

[Karasu]

Granted, then a worm settles into your stomach and bursts out a la Alien.

I wish these headphones didn't hurt my ears.

 

[entanglement]

Granted, now they hurt your head being too tight.

I wish I hadn't lost my iPod's USB cable.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but now you've lost your Ipod

I wish I didn't have so much schoolwork.

 

[Gothic_Butters]

granted. Now you are in a cubical and you have twice as more work there then you did in school.

I wish all the emo kids would just stop bitching and kill themselves already.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but their spirits gather in your room every night for a nice round of bitching

I wish I had some new shoes

 

[Karasu]

Granted, but they are 12-inch high platform heels.

I wish people knew who I dressed up as for Halloween.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted ! They know you dressed up like Hitler (Cartman style) and now are trying to kill you !

I wish I knew who hit my car so I could kill him !

 

[Gothic_Butters]

Granted ! They know you dressed up like Hitler (Cartman style) and now are trying to kill you !

I wish I knew who hit my car so I could kill him !

Granted, but before you could kill him/her, he/she was hit by a train and destroyed.

I wish I had some marijuana rolled up in 4 nice joints, packed into a nice bong, and into a nice pipe.

 

[Astrum]

Granted, but it is laced with some shit and you trip like a motherfucker. And its not one of those good ones. Its a scary one. Like the one where a serial murderer/purple teddy bear rides into your room on a bycicle.

I wish I could go to HILLoween all over again.

 

[VarkVikernes]

Granted, but after two days you get bored for your hole life

I wish I would find my stuff which belongs to me and this fuckin´ asshole dont want to give it back...I have to punch him...aahhrr

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, you get your stuff back, but it smells like poop and has a greasy film on it

I wish I had some bubble gum

 

[VarkVikernes]

Granted but the bubble gum will get stuck in your esophagus and you´ll die

I wish I had a nice lady now next to me because I feel alone tonight

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, you have a nice, ugly, hairy, obese woman next to you, and she's very horny, or maybe she's hungry..........

I wish I had a yummy burrito from Chipotle

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Granted, but you no longer have a mouth.

I wish my posters would stop falling of my walls.

 

[entanglement]

Granted, now your walls start falling.

I wish my girlfriend lived nearer

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, she lives next door, and it's with some other dude waah


I wish Life didn't suck so much ass.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, life sucks a big fat cock

I wish people weren't so stupid

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Granted, now your the stupid one among a world of arrogent intelects.

I wish i had more then a week to plan this massive party im having