Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Serephidian*]

granted, but you cat will not have legs.

i wish i had a sandwich

 

[Mitton]

granted but it will be full of shit.
I wish I had cigarettes.

 

[Hrafn]

Granted, but i'd steal them

I also wish I had cigarettes.

 

[Mitton]

Granted but I steal them
I also wish I had ciggrettes.

 

[Hrafn]

Granted, but i'd hire nigga to steal your face so you wouldn't see me stealing them the next time

I wish I wouldn't have work tomorrow =/

 

[Mitton]

Granted but you have to go back to school.
I wish I didnt work in a petrol station while getting through collage.

 

[Hrafn]

Granted, but then you'd have to study full time

I wish I could call in sick without getting fired, damn communists :O

 

[Mitton]

Granted
I also wish communists were dead fucking russians.

 

[perfecterror]

Granted but they will all haunt you.
I wish I lived in a peaceful country.

 

[Mitton]

Granted but it is only peaceful fora year.
I wish I had some smokey bacon crisps.

 

[Muffin]

Granted but you must smoke them

I wish i had the money to get a good rig and a custom guitar

 

[Mitton]

Granted but your rig is a Boss distortion and your guitar is a Squire.
I wish I didnt have to pay back money.

 

[Muffin]

Granted, but you must pay back in blowjobs

I wish i didnt have to go to school tomorrow

 

[perfecterror]

granted but you will have to go to the dentist and get your teeth pulled!

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow...

 

[Muffin]

Granted, but you must watch me getting my teeth pulled out

I wish my head didnt hurt

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted, but then someone will beat you half to death with a shovel and it'll hurt once more.

I wish it was warmer in my house.

 

[perfecterror]

granted but your house will be in a mexican ghetto.

i wish i had some food to eat.

 

[Mitton]

Granted but the heat goes after 10 mins
I wish those smokey bacon crisps were in my house.

 

[Mitton]

granted but your house will be in a mexican ghetto.

i wish i had some food to eat.

Damn post jumped. you willl only eat dog food.
I wish the wish I wished before.

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted, your dad ate them all and all that's left is an empty bag.

I wish my laundry was done sooner.