Okay, so I tried to not read too many comments in this thread in order to not sway my opinion too much before listening. I am aware that I am supposed to be in the group of naysayers, because the usual suspects are sucking Jesper's dick, I could see that from the few comments, but I have no agenda to alter my opinion here just so I can call them out. I mean, they said some rather retarded shit in the other threads ("IF SHOULD CHANGE NAMES XDDDDXDXDXD"), so even if I will love this record, they are still in for some ass kickin' (oh boy!!).
So what I know before listening: Jesper and Peter are in the band plus that singer from that band I heard a lot about, but never listened to. Cyko and Krofius said it was boring. "They can't keep repeating TJR, times change" - from motherfucking A88, I almost spit my monitor from the hypocrisy, but all right. I guess Jesper is that one girl, who is so fucking hot, that if she shits in your mouth it's okay, but if that other, ugly bitch does it, then she deserves the death sentence.
Oh wait guys, let me put in my awesome headphones!!! All right, just kidding. I mean, they are awesome but I was an idiot not buying it sooner and I asked you too about it, so for that, I owe you nothing but eternal gratitude. Did you know that if you listen to Lunar Strain with quality headphones, it stays as shitty as it ever was? It's true.
1. Karma - WOW that intro, okay. Groovy, aren't we? If the record is like the first 2 seconds, we're gonna be gucci. Okay, that's a vocal I did not expect to hear LOL. That chorus is pretty epic. Had to erase "fucking epic", because I can't let you guys hear that. But it was actually good. Like, this is actually pretty fucking good. Honestly, I would want to stop right here, right now. Anything else would just disappoint me now. That solo is quite lame. Just saying. Honestly, this is New Flames formula all over again: heavy music (yeah-yeah...), über-catchy chorus and a must have solo. The only exception is that this is an actual, Rick Rubin-quality catchy chorus. It doesn't matter if everything else is a fart, a song like this would get radio play if the band's name was.... I don't know, what metal bands are still getting radio play? Disturbed went big with Song of silence, so let's say them.
2. Heartrage - Told you. This is immediately shit from the start. Please chorus save me. Please. Here it comes. I know what I just said, but this is Anders lyrics sang with X-factor vocals. Telllll me whhyyyyyyyy you areeeeeee killling meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... MY DEMISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE X(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Oh shit guys, he is getting killed! Holy fuck, this rap part is actually good. This is dope, I'm digging this. This should have been the chorus. Hear me out: the same heavy base music, and in the chorus the guy raps like this. Honestly, it would have been genius and quite brave at the same time. I mean, this is a fucking gay song anyway, if any of you defended this, then seriously, delete your accounts, because you stoned IF lyrics for much less, and even the quality of chorus (non-lyric wise) is bang average. I don'T know, I love the mentality that if you are doing something, do it right. Want to make a song which will piss off half of the metalheads who except the second coming of Jesus aka Jesper? Then do that rap during the chorus, make it into an interesting song for us, who can enjoy variety and experimenting.
3. Here To Save You - Lol, that is actually some Lunar Strain shit benjoing at the start, haha! I like it; the only good part of LS besides Everlost was the acoustic parts. Okay, so far this is not a shit song. Hit me with the chorus baby. Give me. ... Here, you can have it back. At least the instrumental part is good. Wtf 2:50
DDDDDDDD I love these random parts. The foundation is pretty weak, but these random stuff are hilarious.
Verdict: I mean, so far, this track is the heaviest and the most virtuous in terms of instruments. In Karma they are supporting the godlike chorus, in Heartage everything is just lame, but here... I feel the focus is on them and not the chorus, so.... I guess it's not bad.
4. Muted Life - Is this song about me when I got like a 500 games long chat restriction in League of Legends? Cuz I can resonate with that then. There are drums in this band, never realized, nice. Piano too. Eyyyyy. Chorus time. Yeah... I like the drums, I like those ambient background stuff, I love the piano (or whatever keyboard instrument it is). The rest is meh. This band needed a second singer. Seriously, I love Shadow Duet and this band seems to be in dire need of that treatment. Hell, you know what? A female vocalist, there, I said it. Anything, but this. Good ideas, uninspired vocals (ON THIS TRACK, the guy has a good voice obviously, chill).
5. Closure - Promising start. Please, I rather take no chorus at all over boring shit at this point. Okay, this song is going to go from zero to 100 right? I can feel it. Am I right? Lets see, chorus time. No, but at least this is a semi-decent chorus. Okay, a good one, there, I said it. You know who would like these songs? Girls within the age of 14-22. No, I don't mean it a mean way, there are many metal bands which has a huge chick following. This song is like 101 how to please them - musically, you pervs. Again, I'm not complaining, I like Nightwish and Sonata Arctica, so I am okay with this. I'm gonna save this song as my ultimate chick magnet for metalhead girls.
- Hey Slave, what are you listening to?
- Oh, nothing, just this beautiful song from this metal band. You wouldn't like it imo.
- Show me!
- Nah, it wouldn't be too manly to show that I am a very empathetic and emotional man-beast, who has weaknesses.
- I want to hear it now!!!!
- *sends her Closure*
- Slave... I'm literally crying....
- Really??? You like it???? *already putting condoms in my online shop kart*
Erm, where was I? Yeah, nowhere, really. It is a nice song by Sonata Arc--, I mean CyHra. The fuck is that name btw?
6. Letter To Myself - Okay, before I start this song... there is literally a Sonata Arctica song called Letter To Dana. Coincidence? Probably. Okay, lesss gooo. Holy molly, well this sounds promising. Okay guy, is this how it is? After Karma, every 5th song is going to be some quality stuff? Should I just jump to Inside a Lullaby, sparing me the trouble? Okay, as much I trashed the instrumental parts before, if I try to not focus on the chorus, I can hear some neat stuff in the background. Like, the drums are pretty dope in this track. But I expect much more from Jesper, this is your regular "I am playing guitars for 8 months, let me improvise a solo!!!" Does it sound okay? Yes, but if you are Jesper or Real Madrid, people expect more from you than okay. Like the ending riffs, exactly. Fuck, why could they not make it into the middle of the song? It sounds a bit like the Take This Life solo, but who cares - yes, I am aware this wasn't a solo just some hammering at the end.
7. Dark Clarity - I hope it has something to do with Come Clarity, but probably not. Honestly, do you know what I want? To be done with this record and play Karma 0-24 for 2 weeks straight with some Letter to myselfs here and there. What am I supposed to say about this song by the way? I am honestly curious, I can't wait to read your reviews about this one, because.... it's like drinking water when I'm not even thirsty. Pure nothing. Not bad by any means. Just... why? Okay, for the third chorus, it grew on me. I mean, the chorus. Everything else is basic stuff. All right, some solo at the end, okay, I appreciate it, I like it, that1s what I talked about in the last song, but feels a little late. But hey, I guess my primitive brain can't handle that the solo was after the third and not the second chorus.
8. Holding Your Breath - Let's not talk about the gay lyrics. This might be good. And it is. So far. But once again, electronics+singer is carrying a song in a band with Jesper in it, WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT . XDD seriously, I am laughing irl, this is too good. It is like running from an abusive relationship into another one, and the best thing you can show for yourself is that this girl looks better at least. I mean, yeah, as I said, this guy has an American Idol voice, you can't not love it, but take it away, and what does this song have? Electronics, yes, good ones, but take those away too. Bam, nothing. Anyway, good song.
9. Rescue Ride -The beginning sounds like that techno music, mmm.. Kids [as I'm rereading this post, I remembered: Children]?? You know, from the guy who passed away last year. Haha! Okay, focus now. I hate the title btw. Oh, another Sonata Arctica Song. Sadly, this time it seems to be from the mediocre quality. I love it when this guy raps. "Raps" - chill. Can I skip this song? This is the epitome of "World of Warcraft Raid Compilation 2009* music.
10. Black Wings - Since the music is nothing much so far, let me say, I want to check out Amaranth after this. Oh, wait, sth happened in the song. Nice drums. Lets go boys, chorus. Or not? Is this it? Please dont let it be the chorus. It is. LOL. I want to listen to Karma. Okay guys 2:30 left from this song, so lets discuss Karma until I have to suffer. So, Karma legit gave me goosebumps. I am not exaggerating, it hyped me up completely. It's like when your cake is so fucking good, you refuse to eat it and put it back into the freezer. And you are itching to eat again, but you know that the more you wait and the more shittier cakes you try, the sweeter that godlike cake will taste. Ok ,where are we at? 2:52. In the middle of a solo. He played it really fast guys. Very nice. A fast solo, tududududu. Amazing. Why is this song 4 fucking minutes long? Btw this is how I imagine an Amaranth song. It's like Nightwish, but shit.
11. Inside a Lullaby - Okay guys, every 5th song after Karma, remember? Lets seeee! Good start, Anime music style. I'm half-weeb so I'm sold for now. Yes, this is an actual anime opening, guys. I can see the drawn characters if I close my eyes. This is an AMV music, for sure. Please, dont let the chorus suck. The build up... the hype.... oh, no chorus. Cool, actually. This is an interesting song. Probably the first on the record, besides the rapping on track 2. Okay, I was just messing around when I said Karma + every 5th song, but this is actually true. These 3 songs so far are pretty fucking good, while the rest varies from zzzzzzzzzz to okay. Oh, and that one other song, which is it? Holding your breath I think.
12. Dead to me - Is this Hollywood Undead? Is it? Guys? Is this a bonus track? Is this a prank? I mean, so far it's funny. Okay, the real singer is back. A bit too many sad songs, don't you think? Oh well, it's not shit so far. Can't say I paid attention to every lyrics during the songs, but it is not bad on this one. Is the talking guy the same as the singer? Sounds American. Anyway, this is an interesting song at least. Is this epic? Is this awesome? No, but this is one I-- okay, this is awesome. Not epic, sorry, but quite awesome. I love how this song got built up. Holy shit, an actual Jesper riff that is good? Eeeey guys. Okay, that was a rude ending, you are dead to me shithead, come fight me.
I have to pee, put Karma on repeat, then write up a summary I guess.
So, guys, Am I the only one who thinks that this record was anti-climatic in a way that we can't really have a serious In Flames vs. CyHra argument? This is just completely different music and no, it doesn't matter which IF record I look at, zero similarities. Yes, both bands use guitars and both have some embarassing lyrical content. But other than that, this is like a mix between.... I don't know, Lacuna Coil and Sonata Arctica. Or really, any heavy but generic metal and merged with these Northern elements.
I am quite happy though, as I really did not want to see an endless debate about this and IF. I mean, it's cool if you like Eminem, but you can't really say "lol IF sucks, Eminem rulz!" when they are very different.
Oh, almost forgot: not a bad record by any means. Casual as it gets, but I never had issues with bands like this. If they continue making music, I hope they manage to carve some identity into them, because this record was very fucking safe.
PS.: who made that music video for Karma??????????????????? holy shit, is that another patric ulleus shit? I thought I'll never cringe as much as I did during In Search For I .