damn i'm drunk -- the thread

i'm taking a mulligan today after going to the stupidest party ever last night with portugal the band and a bunch of insipid 21 year olds. carrying around a handle of whiskey all night = blackout city, antagonizing all the other party goers and getting in a fistfight with my buddy in the kitchen. i fucking called in sick for the first time in over 2 1/2 years.

so do beers have ironically terrible labels now

do hipsters run breweries? i bet hipsters run breweries

lagunitas has the best brews but their labeling fucking kills me. minimum 4 different typefaces per label, it makes me want to break something.
 
Hooray I'm drunk on soem cheap CVS wine. I don't even like wine, just too stubborn to let James drink more than half. I can't feel my nose. Hangerover in 3,2,1 CONTACT
 
Yeah just not in my city til 2008. We voted fer Obama and booze! Actually I vogted for neither. I didn't want wine or beer in the stores if we couldn't have liquor too lolz
 
Well there's Johnnie Walker in my closet but I dont wish to puke upon the Mr. during the night. actually YEAH that would teach him