damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[Krilons Resa]

hey, there's a new zolpidem (Ambien) drug on the market

What is it?

 

[lurch70]

I took it once and the results induced the wife to call my MD who told her to call 911

hahaha, what reaction did you have?

 

[Krilons Resa]

hahahahahaa

 

[lurch70]

he was probably yelling out his mistress' name ...

 

[dorian gray]

haha nah, I hallucinated horribly and my breathing got all shitty and I had intractable hiccups. The wife went to work the next morning but because I wasn't answering her phone calls, she called my MD and he said to call 911 but she decided to come home and check on me herself. Her storming up the stairs to the bedroom woke me up. It was around 10 am. My bed was full of sugar.

 

[Krilons Resa]

My bed was full of sugar.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Welcome to the sacharrine state of zolpidem.

 

[lurch70]

... so this kind of stuff is the better alternative to not being able to fall asleep?

 

[Krilons Resa]

it's all in good fun.

 

[refraction]

Just realized I can get stoned in the bathroom. The vacuum created by the shower sucks away all the smoke. And eyedrops are right there as well.

 

[neal]

hell yeah, bongrips on the can saves time in the morning

 

[ChaosLee]

More whisky!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Fuvking druuuuuuuuuuuunk!

 

[dorian gray]

It's 49 degrees and I'm outside in a t-shirt and barefoot, getting wasted in the middle of a forest (with wi-fi, of course). Where is everyone?

 

[Krilons Resa]

I'm here. Listening to crazy chaotic music while drinking cabernet and eating 1,000 day aged gouda. wtf?

 

[KILL TULLY]

I am drunk. YUP.

 

[neal]

still working on it but nicely buzzed!

 

[lurch70]

It's 49 degrees and I'm outside in a t-shirt and barefoot, getting wasted in the middle of a forest

what'd you do now to be exiled to the Ohioan Gulag?

 

[refraction]

I am become drunk, destroyer of shit.

 

[dorian gray]

Bulliet.
Prior to that, some brand of Vermouth and Tanquerey.

 

[ChaosLee]

Scotch night