damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[NAD]

^^^Never answered this cuz I'm only drunk in here. Sucks dude, keep drinkin' and it'll pass (via death). I was diagnosed with a fatty liver some years back so I just drink less and hope for da best. Contradiction to follow:

Tonight was a late Sunday night gig, so that means I drank much more than usual, 2 glasses of wine with me ma-in-law + 2 strong beers at the show = work is gonna suck tomorrow, but right now I give no fuxxxxxxxxxxx.

 

[NAD]

I woke up at 4am with the Evil Dead menu on loop and several chocolate wrappers torn asunder all around my person. Good to know that I'm still an idiot teenager.

 

[MFJ]

hammered in my new house… i hope my neighbors like iron maiden

 

[dorian gray]

Who doesn't?

 

[MFJ]

that's right brother

 

[ChaosLee]

 

[dorian gray]

 

[MFJ]

That is the best

Edit: but I do listen quite frequently tbh

 

[ChaosLee]

That is the best Edit: but I do listen quite frequently tbh

Hell yes

 

[refraction]

A haiku:

Gotta pee, gotta
Drink, fucking e-cigarette
Died on me again

 

[Ellestin]

I'm not drunk but I wish I was

 

[dorian gray]

I am. Neighbor has leftovers from last weekend's thing. Dorian invites himself over.

 

[dorian gray]

I got into a big fight with the wife tonight and started drinking bourbon between yelling matches. After awhile her mouth was moving but I wasn't hearing what she was saying anymore. Then I realized how awesome being drunk was and that I really missed it and resolved to get drunk every night from now until I die.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I created this thread 12 years ago.

Nothing has changed!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

i woke up on piano i ares teh drunkkkk it was funy i left trhrug window akll wonndow was ckosewd
unfortunatellr i nopt fuck wiman tonite

Perhaps the greatest post in RC history.

 

[Hell Mike]

Perhaps the greatest post in RC history.

OP turned 30 two days ago and has two kids and stuff.

 

[dorian gray]

You're old as fuck

 

[Hell Mike]

yeah

 

[dorian gray]

Happy birthday

 

[dorian gray]

I'm drunk. Kisses for everyone