damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[NAD]

hahahahahahaha that was beautiful, man.

 

[dorian gray]

Haha awesome

 

[Vittra]

that was quite the post

 

[dorian gray]

Got notified by my physician that my lab results show that I need to stop drinking



Mission accomplished

 

[ChaosLee]

Got notified by my physician that my lab results show that I need to stop drinking Mission accomplished

Liver fattiness?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Whiskey dick?

 

[NAD]

Hell yeah, I got diagnosed with a fatty liver about 9 years ago. Two panic attacks and one trip to the emergency room convinced me to stop drinking so fucking much and lose some god damn weight.

 

[dorian gray]

No it's nothing like that

 

[NAD]

So what the fuck then, man?

I just consumed one stressbeer on an empty stomach. I am FUCKEd up.

 

[dorian gray]

Lol I don't really know because I haven't seen my lab results yet. I imagine my triglycerides are elevated. And I hope, really *hope* that I consumed enough bourbon to increase my MCV. Stay tuned

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

heh, whisky dick
It just sounds cool
like whisky enema

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Makers Mark be kickin my dick in.
woman is sick with a sinus infection, may have to give her some Whisky Richard

 

[ChaosLee]

I prefer to call it scotch cock

 

[NAD]

TOP 3 KATATONIA ALBUMS GO:

1. Brave Murder Day
2. Discouraged Ones
3. Night is the New Day

YEAH I SAID IT.

 

[NAD]

TOP 3 HAL HARTLEY MOVIES GO:

1. Fay Grim
2. Trust
3. No Such Thing

YEAH I SAID IT.

 

[dorian gray]

Tonights Decision is the only good Katatonia album

I just polished off bottles of SKY and Kahlua

 

[Ars Magna]

I think I'm drinking Big House bourbon...something related to prison. Never saw it before, bought it, drinking. It works.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Makers Mark be kickin my dick in.
woman is sick with a sinus infection, may have to give her some Whisky Richard

Tonights Decision is the only good Katatonia album

I just polished off bottles of SKY and Kahlua

The Dorian has been a boozin lately...on, more or less, anything he can get his hands on!!!

 

[dorian gray]

That's the last of it

 

[dorian gray]

So what the fuck then, man?

I never answered this. So one of my liver enzymes (ALT) is elevated as are my triglycerides. These both correlate directly with too much alcohol. Further, my total cholesterol is high, my LDL is high, and my HDL are low. WTF?! I've played sports and/or exercised regularly my whole life so these are shocking and embarassing to me.