Dear Buzzard:

[Skorned1]

Or for restaurants. People sure would be eating out a lot more!

 

[DarbysDad]

You got it skorn. We should do commercial that would totally

 

[Skorned1]

Shall we start w/cucumbers and sushi?

 

[Skorned1]

Bananas and lox?

 

[DarbysDad]

peaches(with cream) and a big cinnamon stick

soft roses and a long shovel handle

french roll and salami

You got me beat.

 

[Skorned1]

he said "beat"

Cherry covered in sauce!

 

[DarbysDad]

glazed cherries dripping with juice ***knows how to get the juice and knows where the glaze will end up***

***my head feels beat from beer too***

 

[Skorned1]

I like it when you drink a frothy beer and the foam slowly slides out the corner of my mouth.

 

[Skorned1]

We could sell that children's wooden work bench and demonstrate pounding the peg into the hole and pulling it out. You can play that for hours and never get bored!

 

[DarbysDad]

Now your talking and if the peg or whole isn't cooperating we can introduce lubricants to the demonstration - Especially natural ones.

 

[DarbysDad]

I like it when you drink a frothy beer and the foam slowly slides out the corner of my mouth.

I like making things ooze too. :hotjump:

 

[Skorned1]

Evidence of a job well done :Shedevil:

 

[DarbysDad]

I thought that too. keep it up with the She Devil - you know what happens to bad girls

 

[Skorned1]

Precisely my intention.

 

[DarbysDad]

I love the way you tease before you please.

 

[Skorned1]

Just like a kitty tortures it's prey.

 

[DarbysDad]

you had me from kitty...

 

[Skorned1]

Meow...play scratch...meow...nudge...meow...play nibble...nudge...meow...BITE!..look up w/narrowed eyes...meow (as if a confused "what?")...nudge nudge.

 

[DarbysDad]

Good kitty***pets her slinky back***...I mean Bad kitty***more petting of this soft fur***. **woof, woof**

 

[Skorned1]

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr **lick** purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr **lick...nudge...nudge...lick**