Describe each metal subgenre using only metaphors or analogies

[yungstirjoey666]

It can be a noun, adjective, story, or whatever they feel like to you. Make sure each description has a similar characteristic so that it's easier to compare.

I will solely use colors to describe them:

Heavy: yellow
Thrash: orange
Death: red
Power: blue
Black: black
Prog: cyan
Doom: gray
Symphonic: purple
Folk: green
Metalcore: pink
Groove: brown

This video is another example:

Try to be as creative as you can.

 

[dvzk-cece]

I will try and use fruit to compare

Heavy: honey crisp apple
Doom: grapes
Thrash: orange
Death: pineapple
Black: lime
Prog: pomegranate
Symphonic: kiwi
Folk: pear
Metalcore: lemon
Groove: banana
Glam: cherry
Power: some kind of melon of some sort.
Viking: dragon fruit
Gothic: red-delicious apple
Avant-Garde: jackfruit

 

[Slayed Necros]

 

[no country for old wainds]

Heavy: mussolini
Black: hitler
Thrash: himmler
Doom: eichmann
Death: oppenheimer
Folk: goebbels
Power: göring
Experimental: mengele
Prog: stalin
Glam: schindler
Nu: wainds

 

[EspaDa]

Heavy: mussolini
Black: hitler
Thrash: himmler
Doom: eichmann
Death: oppenheimer
Folk: goebbels
Power: göring
Experimental: mengele
Prog: stalin
Glam: schindler
Nu: wainds

laughed so fucking hard at Mengele being experimental DDD

 

[no country for old wainds]

imagine if baroque comes back to give us one more chance and this is the first thread he opens

 

[SonOfNun]

Heavy: Luke Skywalker
Thrash: Boba Fett
Death: Darth Vader
Black: Emperor Palpatine
Power: Jar Jar Binks
Prog: Count Dooku
Folk: Sand People
Glam: Lando Calrissian

 

[CiG]

Heavy: mussolini
Black: hitler
Thrash: himmler
Doom: eichmann
Death: oppenheimer
Folk: goebbels
Power: göring
Experimental: mengele
Prog: stalin
Glam: schindler
Nu: wainds

 

[Jack Sand]

Thrash- Alt-Right
Black Metal - Alt-Right
Nu-Metal - Alt Right
Groove Metal - Alt Right except Machine Head
Power Metal - Alt Right
Hard Rock - Alt Right
Death Metal - Alt Right
Melodic Death Metal - Alt Right
Metalcore - Alt Left
Punk - Alt Left
Hardcore Punk - Alt Left

I gotta go with Metalcore as my favorite girl we're all feminine on the inside fuck your machismo

 

[Jack Sand]

Thrash- Alt-Right
Black Metal - Alt-Right
Nu-Metal - Alt Right
Groove Metal - Alt Right except Machine Head
Power Metal - Alt Right
Hard Rock - Alt Right
Death Metal - Alt Right
Melodic Death Metal - Alt Right
Metalcore - Alt Left
Punk - Alt Left
Hardcore Punk - Alt Left

I gotta go with Metalcore as my favorite girl we're all feminine on the inside fuck your machismo

Metalcore - Tulsi Gabbard
Thrash - Rand Paul
Death Metal - Donald Trump
Groove Metal - David Duke
Crossover Thrash - Democrat
Megadave - Christian Conservative

 

[Jack Sand]

Heavy: mussolini
Black: hitler
Thrash: himmler
Doom: eichmann
Death: oppenheimer
Folk: goebbels
Power: göring
Experimental: mengele
Prog: stalin
Glam: schindler
Nu: wainds

Oh yeah Prog is def communist and Rage Against the Machine is Joe Biden