Digging up the anwers from you "The Improvement"

Ormir, why naked? :err:
I see you know that Real Hazard personally. How come?
What is the creature drawn in Hazard's avatar? And where did you get yours?
 
@onyx: It is a kangaroo. The text comes from one of pervertic net-names (actually my mail account..): Hannu Of Naku Naku.
And as we all know, Hannu is my first name.
And yes.. I like you tastes.

*wonders how he could trick his girlfriend to dress in leather*
and to answer which was asked from Ormir, we have been in a contact via ICQ since december 2002..
 
@rahvin: I am always serious. More serious than you, ever. That is why I should be the moderator.
Right? By the way, the serenade of howling wolves was caused by a truck hitting a wall made by hungry Chinese guy whose mother insists him to take on the job which was offered to him when he was visiting his grandmother at the capitol which is located in capital of China and when he was entering the hospital one man suddenly yelled at him that he should be aware of the threat of wolves which are hungry and howling.
 
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ah, a desire to be the moderator: now i have my realrealhazard back. ;)
and your "by the way"s are legendary, especially since they're clearly short for "on a completely unrelated and unintelligible subject i'm gonna make up in the next ten seconds".

rahvin.
 
You should take care of that hungry chinese guy whose mother pulled him to get a job (first mistake) and, after the job was done, he wasn't paid for it. That's why he's hungry, I assume. But only RealHazard can throw some light on our meaningful doubts. :yell: And what's that about elections to become a moderator? Shall we prepare an electoral campaign? :rolleyes:


|ng (Without "by the ways")
 
onyx: Only i If i force her.. :p well..seriously:
she likes projector and Haven but usually she isn´t so into metal.
 
1.Current first name,date of birth (at least the year) and sex (again)
Steve, April 12, 1988, Male

2.Height and weight (blame Ormir...)
6'6" (200cm), 250 pounds (not sure in kgs)
edit: More Accurately and current: 6'7"/207 cm and 270 pounds/122kg

3.Have answered to the oldier Diggin´up.. thread?
Never seen it

4.What are your hobbies?
Music, computers, anything with an engine...

5.Do you listen DT?
what do you think
NP: Dark Tranquillity - Shadow Duet

6.Do you like animals? (Don´t blame me..)
I like my cat, except when he pukes on my stuff

7.Your favourite author?
not sure, I have a few...

8.You have need of male/female?
not a need, but (don't take this in the wrong way) I enjoy both
I think I interpreted that right...

9.Who is the most handsome member of DT?
no opinion

10. Movies that made your heart beat?
The Ring (faster)
Ringu (much faster)

11. Do you prefer strict rules on this Forum?
I don't mind as long as we have competent people enforcing them.

12. Is this thread better than older one?
don't know

13. You understand which languages?
English, Spanish, BASIC, Visual Basic, PHP, HTML, GOPHER, some Java and C++

15. Do you play with yourself/ any instruments?
I play bass and do some vocals
"Do you play with yourself" Do you mean wanking(the UM users word of choice)?

16. Can you do any special tricks? (Wave your ears for example..)
I can light my hand/arm on fire... I can also make my hand touch my wrsit on the same arm...

17. What is wickedest thing you have ever eaten?
Chicken nuggets made out of a rubber chicken

18. What is your political stance?
Sort of Socialist/Democrat/Anarchist
As long as it's not republican (even communism)

19. What kind of clothes do you wear?
big ones :lol: No preference really, although I tend to go with black and rarely jeans.

20. What is your favourite band?
not sure, either DT, In Flames, Detonation, Enter Chaos, something like that.

21. Favourite booze?
don't drink alcohol, although I will occasionally get high on caffiene from Mountain Dew.
edit: vodka

22. Now type miniminiminimini-bio of yourself. You can skip the childhood if you want to..
I live in a boring place and I hate most of the people/things I encounter.
 
black and leather isn't always good if you are big. My brother and I were both wearing all blakc and leather trenchcoats, and we went into a bank to use the ATM to get money. the woman in front of us kept nervously looking over her shoulder like we were evil.
 
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ha, and i look like mr. nice guy, so they all don't expect anything when i walk into the bank and pull out my shotgun :)
 
I can't believe I never did this!!!

1.Current first name,date of birth (at least the year) and sex (again)
Ben, 31/08/1983, Male

2.Height and weight (blame Ormir...)
5'10" and 67kg (about 145lb, or 10 stone)

3.Have answered to the oldier Diggin´up.. thread?
Heh...yeah, those were the days :)

4.What are your hobbies?
Music, computers, making cocktails

5.Do you listen DT?
To who? Of course :p

6.Do you like animals? (Don´t blame me..)
Yeah, why not? Fried, boiled or roasted, animals are my friend :D

7.Your favourite author?
Robert Jordan or David Eddings

8.You have need of male/female?
Female :Smokedev:

9.Who is the most handsome member of DT?
Ronny, the guy that left before they got famous ;)

10. Movies that made your heart beat?
Ring (Japanese version), Dawn of the Dead

11. Do you prefer strict rules on this Forum?
We have rules? HA HA HA HA HA! :lol:

12. Is this thread better than older one?
Yes...

13. You understand which languages?
English, Visual Basic, Jesterish (anyone chatting with me on msn will understand that last one ;))

15. Do you play with yourself/ any instruments?
Guitars

16. Can you do any special tricks? (Wave your ears for example..)
I can do that thing where you close your eyes and quickly stab a pen/knife in between your fingers without hitting them...

17. What is wickedest thing you have ever eaten?
Kinda dull...uh...ice-cream and vodka pizza?

18. What is your political stance?
Hmm....communist fascist with a sincere love of theocratic democracy :D

19. What kind of clothes do you wear?
My typical wear is black jeans, black tshirt, with a red shirt and leather coat...either that or blue jeans and a tshirt

20. What is your favourite band?
That's tough, my favourite AT THE MOMENT is Far.

21. Favourite booze?
Vodka with vanilla coke

22. Now type miniminiminimini-bio of yourself. You can skip the childhood if you want to..
I was born five hundred years after I came into existance, and with my knowledge I shall take over the world and make it a Utopia rivalled only by Dinotopia...or maybe Springfield...and there will be guitars and pie. Lots of pie.