Dreams . . . .

I dreamed I was with this girl in Saudi Arabia, after I kissed her a police man came shouting at me and said "Sinner !" and took my hand to cut it off. The weird thing was, I was laughing...
 
My dreams are fucked. I can always jump like 500 feet in the air and I frequently run really fast with my hands and feet like some retarded long-legged animal, except I know I'm still human in the dream.

:O Where were you born, Krypton?
 
:lol: No, I'm from Hell of course!

Seriously though in all of my dreams I am like superhuman, when something happens I can deal with fuckin anything in my dreams. I even had a dream about fighting Godzilla with a light-saber outside a computer store (that happened to sell nothing but knives, wtf?). I'm not even making this shit up I couldn't conjure up half the shit I dream about if I tried. I was jumping as high as Godzilla and slashing him in the face, I totally kicked his ass although the dream never finished so I never got to see the outcome!
 
When I was a kid I had a dream about a bunch of monsters attacking myself and my family in some generic, giant building. Eventually I decided to growl at the monsters, which apparently effectively scared the shit out of them as at that point I began chasing the monsters around.

It wasn't long after that dream that I discovered Death Metal and began my hobby of eating the human filth that I come across.
 
:lol: No, I'm from Hell of course!

Seriously though in all of my dreams I am like superhuman, when something happens I can deal with fuckin anything in my dreams. I even had a dream about fighting Godzilla with a light-saber outside a computer store (that happened to sell nothing but knives, wtf?). I'm not even making this shit up I couldn't conjure up half the shit I dream about if I tried. I was jumping as high as Godzilla and slashing him in the face, I totally kicked his ass although the dream never finished so I never got to see the outcome!

:lol:

When I was a kid I had a dream about a bunch of monsters attacking myself and my family in some generic, giant building. Eventually I decided to growl at the monsters, which apparently effectively scared the shit out of them as at that point I began chasing the monsters around.

too much pacman?
 
When I was a kid I had a dream about a bunch of monsters attacking myself and my family in some generic, giant building. Eventually I decided to growl at the monsters, which apparently effectively scared the shit out of them as at that point I began chasing the monsters around.

It wasn't long after that dream that I discovered Death Metal and began my hobby of eating the human filth that I come across.

You can do Cannibal Corpse growls? :O
 
Last night I had a dream I worked at a pancake factory and I kept trying to eat the pancakes but they would disappear like right as I bit down on them. Fuck them!
 
When I was a kid (like 5/6 years old) I had dream where I met Satan in hell and he kept trying to get me to grow these vampire teeth for some reason...can't remember what that reason was. But anyways...that's one I can remember from years ago.
 
had a nightmare that i still had subjects left to study at the University