Emoticon interpretation game

[Incendiare]

Squarenothing66 thinks I'm a guy
Oh god, how embarrassing
I don't worship women, I worship men
Yeah, that's right, you heard me
Don't worry, I don't hate you for it, you're still cool

::Smug:

 

[Rusty]

Squarenothing is being tickled by little imps.
Now they're hipnotising him.
Ha, it didn't work.
He rocks!!
He also has talented eyebrows, look.
WOW, they're not imps, they're angels!!
Oh no, just imps...
And they've got nice cigarettes.

There, have these again now: !err::Smokedev:

 

[Incendiare]

This is getting fucked up.
Oops, I said a bad word
Please, Jeebus, forgive me
What a bunch of bullshit
I worship Satan

 

[Rusty]

WILL PEOPLE STOP POSTING so damn fast??

I give up.

EDIT: Okay, maybe I'm posting slow then.

 

[Manga-San]

Aww, come on, hun, I want to have sex..
You'll only do it if I what? Wow, that's a little out there...
Alright, let's see. Your my godess, and I'm the lowly sex servant...
Wow, okay, I wasn't expecting you to do that...
Mmmm...cool down cigarette...

:Spin:

EDIT: This was for Rusty's...

 

[Rusty]

Okay, I'll ignore Incendiare's () and do yours then.

"I'm... spinning around... move out of my way......" [/singing]
Uh, I'm dizzy now.
I HATE THIS DAMN SONG.
Yet it's strangely hipnotising...

! !

 

[Brood of Evil]

Aww, come on, hun, I want to have sex..
You'll only do it if I what? Wow, that's a little out there...
Alright, let's see. Your my godess, and I'm the lowly sex servant...
Wow, okay, I wasn't expecting you to do that...
Mmmm...cool down cigarette...

:Spin:

EDIT: This was for Rusty's...

- *Spin spin spin* Merry go' round's are coool!!
- UGH....I feel sick...
- Someone stop this thing!!!!
- I feel dizzy...

uke:

 

[Incendiare]

EDIT: In reply to Rusty

I have no clue what you're talking about, but I'll grin like an idiot anyway
...I wish I knew what you were talking about
What are you talking about?
Tell me!
*Rusty's laughing at me*
*I drown out his laughter with Kataklysm*
Yeah, that's right, bitch

!! !!

 

[Manga-San]

I'm gonna go to school today...
Man, I wish they let us listen to music...
Yay, they are playing music. Wait, what the hell is this shit?
Why can't they play something good? This is horrible...
Wow, this stuff is so bad that it is actually funny...
Yes, it's my turn to play something. \m/Symphony X\m/
Haha, my music rules and yours sucks!

:Shedevil: :Spam:

 

[Rusty]

Note to self: this thread doesn't work during peak-times

 

[squarenothing66]

Squarenothing66 thinks I'm a guy
Oh god, how embarrassing

Yes, embarassing for me, indeed!

 

[Incendiare]

Hehe, it's ok.

Just continue from here...

 

[Rusty]

Haha, this thread is fun.
But it's so late, I'm tired.
I'll have to go to bed soon.
But this thread rawks!!
Maybe time for one last post on it...

 

[Incendiare]

Yay, Rusty thinks this thread is cool
I'm flattered
He's not as creative as me
It's a well known fact
Ok, I'll try not to make fun of him anymore

 

[Rusty]

Ha, Incendiare is trying to taunt me.
Actually, this makes me sad.
I think I'm gonna cry.
But I'll mask it by grinning stupidly.
Is this fooling anyone??

 

[Lethe78]

Rusty has the munchies and spys some week old pizza.

I am explaining the hazards of food poisoning.

Rusty informs me that nobody gets food poisoning these days.

I start laughing my ass of as I watch him

Start to puke.


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!:Spam:

 

[Caelestia]

!!:Spam:

Incendiare plays it cool.
But she fancies Rusty, as everyone knows.
Rusty plays it cool too.
Secretly, he worships Incendiare.
He is currently spamming her with PMs as you read this.


:Spin:

 

[Rusty]

Caelestia thinks she's spot on.
Then she begins to doubt.
Nah, she must be right.
Or, maybe not.
Now she thinks she is again.
All this changing of her mind is sending her crazy.

 

[Caelestia]

!

Rusty screams in frustration as I grate on his nerves.
He even goes a little cuckoo.
He runs out and flashes everyone.
When he comes to his senses, he's all embarrassed.
So he does some strange exercises.

:hotjump:

 

[Rusty]

Caelestia just saw Rusty's parts.
She realises they were actually quite nice.
Mmm, parts.
If she hynotises him, maybe he'll do it again.
Or should she just act cool??
Or maybe insane??


Gods, I talk some real crap sometimes.

:Spin: