Extremes...(rant)

How about I SARD THE WHOLE FUCKING TOPIC BECAUSE YOU AND PAUL HAVE RUN IT INTO THE GROUND ALREADY?!

Let's make it two or three: In my mind, this whole discussion is a boat with wings, but this boat is an aircraft carrier shaped like a brick, on fire, and trying to glide through a volcanic cloud. IT IS GOING DOWN HARD, ABANDON IT NOW.

Or you could just ignore the thread.
 
I WILL BITCH IN YOUR THREAD AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT OR SO HELP ME I'LL SEND A NINJA FART SQUAD TO YOUR HOUSE.
 
Better than Alzheimer's I suppose. I would be embarrassed if I forgot the bottom half of my gi when going to a fight. On a highway.
 
A semicolon is used when you want to separate two ideas but don't want to make two separate sentences. Both phrases should be able to stand alone as a complete sentence, however, should you choose to separate them with a period.

Sometimes I make the latter part a fragment just for effect. It flows better sometimes.