Finally cut my hair...fro is gone.

^ In a way, yes.

However, I consider my haircut more of a liberation than anything else. I feel better now that all that hair is gone and I don't have to mess with it all anymore.
 
I can name a couple of ways to beat it.

1. Steve Smyth going "Hey, Brett! What's up, man?" beats it.
2. Steve Smyth going "Hey, Thompson! What's up, man?" beats it as well.

So you see, Steve Smyth knowing your first or last name beats him knowing your nickname.