And then...
DEAR AMERICANS,
PLEASE STOP MIXING SIDES WITH DESERT.
I've seen you guys ruin perfectly good ham, turkey, pork sausage...WITH FUCKING FRUIT PRESERVES!!!
And fries in a milkshake? Seriously?
Don't even get me started on barbecue sauce. WTF is that about? It's disgusting.
Let's get this straight:
Main course + sides = SALT, NO FUCKING SUGAR, OR SUCROSE, OR FRUCTOSE.
Desert: NO FUCKING SALT, OR PEPPER.
THIS GOES FOR YOU CHINESE FOLKS TOO. YOUR SWEET & SOUR SHITE IS JUST AS REPULSIVE.
Sorry just had to get this off my chest. I know the Yankees like a little candy in their meat. I lived there for 5 years, and as a Eurotrasher, I do not recommend exploring their cuisine at all. Except the moderately trashy stuff like rippers (fried burst hot dogs) and burgers. Hopefully without fucking cherries on them. And the usual breakfast fare. Except for biscuits and gravy. You don't get much more American than that. Sweet dough in a tub of lard. Horror.