I have absolutely no idea why I've kept this for all of these years. It's been a little text file tucked away in the corner of my hard drive, so I've never bothered to delete it. I suspect it may have dated just a little, but it might be amusing to reanswer.
I give you (drum roll) THE FIRST EVER SPIFF'S SUPER SURVEY! (Reprinted without permission)
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Hi
Please feel free to answer the following questions so that the rest of us can get an idea of how everyone ticks.
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?
2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?
3. And who would be the last?
4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?
5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?
6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?
7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?
8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?
9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?
10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?
11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?
I give you (drum roll) THE FIRST EVER SPIFF'S SUPER SURVEY! (Reprinted without permission)
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Hi
Please feel free to answer the following questions so that the rest of us can get an idea of how everyone ticks.
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?
2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?
3. And who would be the last?
4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?
5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?
6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?
7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?
8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?
9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?
10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?
11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?
